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Jane Curtain:
- Weekend Update Anchor : Earlier this October, Congress extended the period for ratification of the Equal Rights Amendment. Yet, since then not one additional state legislature has ratified this most basic affirmation of human rights. It is time we women took action. As a spokesperson for Weekend Update, I am therefore calling on the women of America to place a moratorium on the act of performing oral sex on any male until the ERA is the law.
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Not sure what âcuckolding the spiritâ might mean, and Iâd like to know where the âthousand year prohibitionâ came from and whether it has expired yet.
Itâs a scary tightrope that MAGA men must walk, between pussy eating making one a lesbian and washing oneâs ass turning one gay, but one more reason for women not to date them (in addition to all the others) is a promising step.
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I watched an FD signifier video the other day about conservatives and sex. I got the impression that for a lot of these guys they really donât like women or sex. It seemed like sex is something you do to a person rather than with. Most of them espoused absolutely no interest in their partnerâs pleasure and then declared sex boring! It was eye opening cause most of my own hangups were caused by worrying my partner wouldnât have a good time with me and I assumed naively that other men were similar.
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Iâm beginning to suspect that the reason RWNJs have trouble getting dates may be multi-factorialâŚ
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Anyone who actually thinks sex is âboringâ is clearly doing it wrong, IMO.
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Like money for billionaires, women for these guys are just a way of keeping score. They are taught that the one with the most notches on the bedpost wins. This of course is the worst way to get satisfying sex.
I blame Hollywood. The âactionâ movies marketed at cis males feature male heroes who ironically get very little action. The rom-coms that these males wouldnât be caught dead watching end with two people finding that they actually like spending time together (and getting lots of sex).
Tell me youâre a leftist without telling me youâre a leftist. 
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Damn, theyâre real!!
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That one is extra obnoxious because itâs not even like white history month, where it just would have no point. International Menâs Day is a real day in November that they plainly donât bother noticing.
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20 seconds on Google Trends shows a spike in searches for International Menâs Day every International Womenâs Day, and a smaller spike on the Menâs day itself.
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Never before have I seen such a large circumcised penis.
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Sorry, but I wasnât gonna be the sole person with that image in my poor little noggin.
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I really prefer my interpretation. You can keep yours to yourself!
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Iâm sure they didnât mean to. They were probably a bit shaken by the qualifier "circumcised ".
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Iâm sure theyâdâve preferred âtumescent.â
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