Originally published at: Truffles, the Trumpian anti-vaxxer Floridian clown, dies from COVID | Boing Boing
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She made a wonderful fungi much less so.
Womp-womp…
maybe you can go perform with Bob Enyart at your new location
Jeez, what a clown…
There’s nothing funny about this. The anti-vax clown part I mean.
…Trumpian anti-vaxxer Floridian clown…
Wait, Ron DeSantis!? Oh, a different one.
And we’re back to Pagliacci being the saddest clown again.
Folks in Florida should be so lucky.
I’m afraid we are going to need to tap into our strategic reserves of anti-vaxer clowns and right wing radio hosts. Supplies are dwindling fast.
PS: Sorry, Truffles!
Thinking back about those days
With the clown,
I get teary-eyed and really snide.
I think that deep down,
I hated that clown,
Heard joke once: Woman goes to anti-vax doctor. Says she’s having trouble breathing. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says she’s losing faith in Trump and is starting to think that the pandemic might not be a hoax after all.
Anti-vax doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great clown Truffles is in town tonight. Go and see her. She’ll set you straight.” Woman bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor…I am Truffles.”
Good joke… everybody laugh or gag on breathing tube… curtains
Possibly the most Florida headline ever…?
Also, someone with more talent and ability than me needs to record a “Sorry, Anti-Vaxxer” song to the tune of “Sorry, Mrs. Jackson.”
I wonder if any of those kids in the pics can be saved.