Trump cancels campaign events: is he sick or is he sad?

Stay tuned for Trump to explain his absence: robbed at gunpoint by somebody dressed as a Brazilian cop.

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He comes out as a weird American combination of former French presidents Jacques Chirac and Nicolas Sarkozy.

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That doesn’t explain it all. I’d pick Michael J Fox over Donald Trump any day.

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Yes? Oh… right.

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So he’s had some seizures? Could be, could be.

I wish this was true almost as much as I wish Firefly hadn’t been cancelled.

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Do you seriously think he has the capacity to “reflect” over such things? And if he does have that capacity, I hope he reads those reports and is utterly and completely devastated by thoughts of his own inadequacy in understanding or handling the issues mentioned therein.

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Me, I wish it were ‘Donald Horror’ just the tiniest bit more. Why can’t we have both?
It would be like reducing environmental toxins by 80%.

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[ETA: And @Nonentity beat me to it]

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