Trump considering Chris Christie as Attorney General


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/11/08/trump-considering-chris-christ.html


#2

cc


#3

Sarah Huckabee Sanders might be leaving in a few weeks. Maybe he’s up for White House Press Secretary?


#4

It’s like watching a domestic abuse saga unfold…


#5

Christie will handle this about as well as he did the Trump transition team.


#6

Christie would be better than Kobach. I’m desperately hoping KKK Kobach doesn’t get the position, but he has a habit of failing upwards.


#7

I adore Rob’s first sentence with all of my joyless, terrible heart.

/wipes tear


#8

I really, truly believe that Trump just feels like fucking with Christie again.


#9

I thought for sure Trump was going to appoint Joe Arpaio as AG.


#10

They don’t even bother pretending to integrity any more, do they?


#11

The acting attorney general is no prince. https://gizmodo.com/trumps-new-acting-attorney-general-served-on-the-adviso-1793490490


#12

Yeah, I read that Lewis book. Christie failed terribly. But this time I don’t think it was his doing.

I’m starting to think that somewhere in tRumps cabinet lies a Hooveresque black book. If Christie takes the job it might be confirmation.


#13

Fill it up.

via


#14

His name is Reek


#15

Minus any sympathy.


#16

I have to say, it would be a great choice - because he would, like Sessions, be legally required to recuse himself from the Russia investigation.
I just wonder how bad the legal advice Trump is getting at this point actually is.


#17

This means probably that they are slowly but surely running out of sycophantic assclowns that are willing to ruin their lives by being part of this shit show.
Good.


#18

I’m afraid this country is sycophantic assclowns all the way down.


#19

No point they’re already running on a child-killing, rape-enthusiast, democracy crushing pro-slavery platform. There simply is no integrity left to pretend with.


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