Trump cowers in White House bunker as protests hit capitol

Don’t you hate it when you order The Purge, and things don’t go exactly as planned?

The WH is constructed to withstand bomb blasts. What was Secret Service afraid of?

Surely not a mob of rag tag protesters.

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Remember when he was going to run into a school, unarmed, and wrassle an active shooter to the ground? https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/3k7488/trump-thinks-hes-brave-enough-to-confront-an-active-shooter-unarmed

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Aww man… those bastards better not ruin Hawaiian shirts for me… that’s just effed up.

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But he also killed the person who killed Hitler.

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It would be a damn shame if the Secret Service was reminded of all bullshit Donnie has put them through over the years

Oh, I almost forgot how the sociopath-in-chief refuses to wear a mask making it likely the agents and their families catch the rona if he caught it. Can’t forget that one too.

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I guess from the basement bunker he couldn’t hear what the friendly protestors were singing. Don’t be afraid, Mr. President. It’ll be fine.

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Whole lot different when they’re knocking on your front door, eh Donnie Donnie?

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I’ve seen it first hand. I worked with someone with NPD who always talked a big a game but when confronted with actual situations usually recoiled in fear. One of those situations was when the ex-fiance of a recently former employee showed up in our parking lot one evening and was sitting in her car. His first response was to call the police. I went out there with a bottle of water for her. She was just sitting in her car crying because her boyfriend recently broke up with her. After I let her talk it out for a bit she calmed down and left. No guns, tasers, or handcuffs required.

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And who knows if we dig further we could even find something resembling the Reichstag fire.

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Seeing Trump under a table in the White House sucking his thumb just can’t but bring laughter by association to anyone who didn’t live under a rock during the mid 90s.

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I hope he remembered his binky!

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I have no doubt the Secret Service had to hustle the demented, impeached, cowardly, racist, orange turd into a bunker because that’s what they have to do with any president. I’m also equally sure that with just about any other president, there wouldn’t have been any need to.

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It was only for a few hours- Ivanka had a meeting scheduled and kicked him out.

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The cartoonist really did just go full Disney’s animated Robin Hood Prince John on his ass. Complete with the ear tugging. I can hear that illustration.

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He is ALWAYS scared. Beneath that thin orange skin you’ll find the soul of a coward who constantly overcompensates with a “tough guy” public persona.

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