Trump demands expensive military parade

Best quote of the day, so far. Unfortunately, the USA is composed of an immense percentage of this kind of people. I used to be against eugenics, but now I’m not so sure. Maybe we should be administering basic competency testing and sterilizing all the losers.

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Hey, I (and about 680,000 other heavily left-leaning Americans) live in DC and use those “pompous roads” to get to work.

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And why the US was wearing kepis during the Civil War.

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you know full well THIS is EXACTLY what he wants.

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Now that would be fucking hilarious.

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I do not want to know.

I still have my collectible cards…

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They have those parades because France is a major military equipment and weapons producer. It’s a sales pitch for the war industry.

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For examples

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sure, although now you’re describing the French army as the curate’s egg, and not ás a useful or reliable tool of government policy.

Not just the hats, some American regiments were fully dressed according to the latest French fashion.

https://www.aramcoworld.com/en-US/Articles/March-2017/America-s-Zouaves

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https://twitter.com/RepRickLarsen/status/961047418660904963/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fthehill.com%2Fhomenews%2Fhouse%2F372692-dem-lawmaker-mocks-trump-calling-for-military-parade-his-last-parade-was-not

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I forgot, Britain has another parade that our military likes to march in.

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If he starts dressing like this, I am tapping out.

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Ignore his antics. Keep hitting him where it hurts.

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Sheriff Clarke will be sure to lend el cheetolini fashion forward sensibilities.

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People keep wringing their hands over whether Trump is an idiot or a genius to pull all this America-trolling shit. The truth is, burning it all down isn’t hard. It’s inconceivable to anyone with a conscience, so it seems difficult. But to a shameless sociopath who could give two shits whether anything or anything else is safe, intact or healthy as long as they end up on top of some heap or another, it’s really rather easy.

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We all know that he wants to.

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Hmm. How about tanks rolling up and down K Street then?

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No one in the military is sure how to pay for it.

Have you tried not invading anywhere for like five minutes?

Also, I’m pretty sure this is the military parade in Paris he’s thinking of:

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