Citation needed
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I don’t think so. Trump’s year 1 consistent talk was about ridding people not loyal to him.
I’m sure he started with those with guns closest to him.
He doesn’t even know who that is.
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Of course he doesn’t trust them. They protect the office, not him personally. And even then he wouldn’t trust them because he himself is untrustworthy, thus he cannot imagine trustworthiness.
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So we’ve had the trump:hitler bunker parallelism. Here’s hoping for the trump:Caligula praetorian guard parallel (really for reals)
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Depends - is it on the South Lawn?
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With snakes and alligators.
I still think it would have been a brilliant scam if some contractor had promised Trump to build a thousand-mile-long moat along the Texas/Mexico border and then just took credit for the Rio Grande.
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Yes, but the deal is submit or else.
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Somehow I don’t think that this is what his supporters mean when they chant “build the wall!”
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Maybe he should start wearing about 100 pounds of protective gear as well, at all times, just in case. Can’t be too careful.
I wish it were possible to blow the decades of dust off his conscience and whisper thoughts to him at random throughout the day.
“Your ass has gotten YUGE and everyone is looking at it.”
“Is that guard looking at you funny?”
“Your hair is falling out, and nobody is fooled.”
“Oops. You forgot how walking works and you have to go to the bathroom. Now what?”
“This bunker really needs a remodel. More gold.”
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As soon as the new Leibstandarte SS Donald Trump is formed up he’ll probably feel a lot safer.
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I imagine that in 20 years we’ll see a “Trump reacts” meme a-la the Downfall memes of 10 years ago.
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Well, yes, that sort of scam would be of truly Trumpian audacity but he’d really be pissed unless his corporation got a substantial kickback.
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Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
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Frankly, a lot more terrifying to those of us in DC are the unidentified, allegedly federal law enforcement officers Bill Barr has apparently deputized to keep “order.”
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The inevitable Ärmelstreifen will come by Tweet.
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Maybe it is actually designed to protect us from HIM!?!
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Someone should make a big cardboard guillotine and leave it on the sidewalk where he can see it.
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Trump’s complete lack of self-awareness is startling at times. He genuinely believes this is a display of strength and courage.
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