Trump falls asleep as vulgar comments from past read in court

Don Snoreleone!

You win. You win ALL the prizes.

Please, please, Biden campaign, go with that.

:grinning:

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That’s a hilarious link, thanks.

For those who haven’t read it yet (and you really should, just for fun), here’s a couple snippets:

“Senate candidate Kari Lake (Q-Pluto)”

“Maybe the next time it happens, someone can get him a MyPillow.”

Don Snoreleone - I will never, ever, ever get tired of that nickname,
even though I am so fucking tired of it’s bearer.

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I love Jay Kuo. He explains things about politics and law with humor and in a way that is easy to understand.

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All that late night rage tweeting is bound to wear a guy out, especially at his age.

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SNL is going to do a sketch about what he was dreaming.

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“LOSER Donald Trump, who I like to call DON SNORLEONE, dozed off in court AGAIN! Hearing lawyers talk about his many CRIMES must be so boring it sends him to sleep! SAD!”

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Nah. It’s your lookout if you fall asleep. If a defence lawyer or judge does it I’d be worried. He can look out for himself. It’s not like his piercing insight will be required anyway.

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That’s something to do with bleach, right?

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Be careful of what gets poked; we don’t want a major hazmat incident.

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Can we just encase him in concrete?
Like H-Bomb residue on Runnit Island?

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I like that plan.

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Better not. The dome isn’t properly sealed at its base because it was constructed as a temporary solution fix and already leaks a bit. Not to mention that the sea level doesn’t have to rise that much to erode it critically.

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The top might be strong enough. I think the part around his head would essentially be fiber-reinforced concrete, right? At least I think that’s what’s on his head.

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:man_facepalming:

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