Trump fires John Bolton's moustache

Evidently the Tangerine Shiatgibbon was too much of a coward to even fire people on the show. He did the “you’re fired” thing to an empty room and the reactions were spliced in.

And as someone already said, Henry Kissinger is the obvious front-runner for the job.

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I think Splinter had the best headline.

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Just watch…

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Nope, dRumph doesn’t like moustaches. One was enough.

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Roko’s Basilisk?

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@beschizza The pic is missing the eye’staches!

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He’s just jealsous that Bolton’s moustache is larger than his fists.

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He headed the worst of the worst.

eta: The Second Coming / Armageddon thing was getting low ratings, and people laughed when Trump said he was king on the Jews.

How about this guy?

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Previously…

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That intellectual barrel is, apparently, a million miles wide and about an inch deep. Not quite deep enough to get your ankles wet.

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Yeah, though it’s hard to separate the two. He’s had more than one member of his administration put their case to the press and then get rid of them when the response was negative, apparently being driven by the media consensus. But it’s hard to know what’s going on when there’s extended negativity towards someone - whether Trump is just concerned about looking bad, or if he’s just wanting to be the childish disruptor himself, essentially saying, “Hey, drawing negative attention from the press is my job!”

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“Don’t nobody bring me no bad news.”

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So many firings! I think Trump needs to find the idiot that keeps hiring these numbskulls and just fire that guy!

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They’ll always have Plato’s Retreat.

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I suspect that Bolton was too principled to hang on to the job.

Sure, his principles largely boiled down to “PNAC; if given a Warhammer 40k makeover”; but he has them.

When you don’t even grasp the concept of things larger than yourself, much less believe in their existence, it’s going to be hard to remain on good terms with a minion whose ultimate loyalty is to a transcendent American empire built on an eternity of fire and blood.

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He was a bad egg.

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He was a redhead in his youth.

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Was that before or after his stint as an environmental activist?

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