Trump has COVID-19

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Had the same thought. Hope it leads to many lawsuits!

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So I expect that people who got covid from the Trump-knew-Hope-Hicks-was-sick fundraiser might feel a little bad about paying Trump to murder them. But like, do you think the people who went to it and didn’t get covid even care? Do you think they can realize that it’s bad to do something if it randomly didn’t affect them?

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hello, chase? id like to cancel a few checks i wrote earlier in the week…

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New SC nominee could be a test subject. Does previous infection give lasting immunity? Lets find out.

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2020 did!

Also: I may have anger issues. Also also: it’s peanut butter chex

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Yeah, I’m just having a hard time imagining Amazon releasing that movie as scheduled if (for example) the President died of Covid-19 the day before the movie was set to drop.

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The Bezos Cut

Too soon?

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And just think he got all that for less than $750! What a steal!

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Sounds kinda hoarse, but looking better than I expected.

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Oh, he’s not on a ventilator. Good for him, I guess

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He has robot spider legs under the table now.

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Not clicking that.

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There’s already speculation that he recorded it yesterday. :woman_shrugging:

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Unless he holds up a newspaper or something confirming the current date, it doesnt hold water for me.

They lie too damn much to ever believe anything coming out of 45’s camp.

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He looks less orange than usual. I guess they didn’t have his shade at Walter Reed.

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I also wouldn’t rule out the possibility he is on something like Brompton cocktail.

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My buddy and I used to always talk about Brompton cocktails when we closed out the bar the night before and had to work in the morning. Now I need one if I sleep on the wrong side of the pillow

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From what I can tell the News (I think it was NBC I happened to be watching at the time), seemed convinced that now, finally, he is acting presidential at last, and all is good, and we can be relieved to have him in office another 12 more years. And the debates apparently never happened. I must have been dreaming that. Thank goodness Biden canceled his campaign ads, so poor trump won’t be disturbed by them.

And, apparently (according to my wife), the democrats sent in an operative to get Trump sick, so it’s all their fault. And (according to my mother-in-law) Biden is senile, and it’s 100% his fault the government did not do enough to stop the spread of covid, and he helped the chinese create covid and spread it here. And Trump paid all his taxes. And Antifa is trying to tear down the government and stop people from being able to vote. I’m not sure what planet I even live on any more.

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