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What if every single reporter in that room, from now on, just started every single question to the president like this:
"Just to clarify, mr president: are you being serious right now or are you joking like you were on April 24?"
I bet if everyone actually did it, it would drive him legitimately nuts in a couple of days, and yet there is really no way that the white house could dismiss it as hostile or unwarranted.
Of course it would mean that a bunch of competing professionals would have to coordinate for the greater good, so it won’t happen. But hey, a guy can dream, right?
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I mean, why would he be held accountable to his past actions and speech? He’s not accountable to the law why would he be accountable to anything?
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You could have stopped that sentence after the word “read”.
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It’s hard to believe none of these reporters has ever just called him a dipshit to his face. Often it’d be both more honest and better for their careers than to keep sitting there with a straight face while he poops out of his mouth.
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I am more surprised none of them have tried to sneak a (non-ferrous) weapon into the place. Take one for the team.
But yes, the amount of abuse the journalists have to deal with is insane. If somebody called him out just once, they’d be fired , but they could sell tshirts with their face on them, or any other branded product, for the rest of their lives. It would also be hilarious if somebody challenged him to a fist fight (in Minecraft ofc, mr Law Enforcement Officer)
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At least we finally know what the J stands for.
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Trapper John, eh?
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And I believe you Donnie - sarcastically.
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You want Uwe Boll to join the white house press corps?
Fuck it, plenty of weirder things have happened already.
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There’s no way Trump escapes “the worst president ever” in the history books. Except maybe if history comes to an end very soon. Which I note he is capable of doing. God help us all.
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So chlorinated water is a miracle cure now? Reopen all public pools!
(that’s how you do sarcasm.)
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That would be outstanding! I would love to see how his childish mind would react when faced with the threat of physical violence. He might even accept the challenge.
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Didn’t Joe Biden say something along those lines a couple of months ago?
What concentration should be used; 3%, 6%, 35%, 70%, or should we go all the way to 90%?
Seriously, any concentration would react and generate foam on contact with blood. What an ugly way to produce an embolism.
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I think cleaning products are still on the restricted list. (Limit 2)
Might be interesting, after the epidemic, to chart which products by week ended up on the list.
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In Canada, “eccentric” = “batshit insane and a danger to themselves and others”.
Don’t let our characteristic politeness fool you.
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Not the prettiest way to go
I believe you may have missed the last couple of years. That’s not how they work. Is it not actively a compliment to Trump? It is hostile, unwarranted, and you will lose your press credentials if you do it again.
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The old saw: "What’s the difference between ‘crazy’ and ‘eccentric?’
About $150,000."
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