Trump Jr. announces"non-woke" magazine for manly men like him

didn’t r/EDC become innudated with guns a few years ago?

sort of like this

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Yup, it was inevitable that the ammosexuals would show up.

Of course this “community” never acknowledges women, who invented the idea of thinking about what you should carry around every day, hence purses. Dudebros think they invented the notion of laying out your stuff and putting it in pockets. Meanwhile they never bring the stuff that’s actually useful, like chapstick, tissues, breath mints, etc. As soon as someone invents Tactical Chapstick, they’ll be all over it.

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Chaptical? Or Tacstick?

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NO thank you for your DISservice

While we’s pannin’ fer gold!

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I look at this and (prefer to) see Randy Rainbow singing something pointed about knife guy

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What colour is the boathouse in Hereford?

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This is you you make your millions: A machete with cherry chapstick in the handle.

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Chapstick shaped like shotgun shells!

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Never underestimate how strange reality already is :joy:

Just needs a MOLLE based holder to really
fill the niche.

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Tom Delonge Wtf GIF

56oz? How chapped are these lips?

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There’s some amazing rebranding of products considered traditionally feminine to appeal to men by making the branding either dull or “manly”

Faith in nature seem to have toned down their “for men” shampoo and body washes, I remember them being much more RRRR MAN

compared to

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But the one that gets me is the metallic colours and angular futuristic design of Tena’s For Men line of pads and protective underwear.

compared to

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Now the traditional Tena branding is decidedly feminine in that way that’s very particular to hygiene products but there’s definitely a middle ground between it and the box that feels like it’s trying to make insecure men feel a bit better about needing protection.

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And of course the manly version costs 15% less. This is the well-documented Pink Tax.

Just don’t get those ends mixed up. Boy is that embarrassing.

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I still love (for very weird definitions of “love”) the shameless Bic for Women biros. They’re pink! And cost more!

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Failed Ethos? Is that how you pronounce it?

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Just for perspective, my current ChapStick is only 0.15 oz, and cotton candy flavored (because I was always jealous of the girls in grade school who used to get that Dr. Pepper flavored lip gloss, the brand which I cannot remember the name).

ETA: Ooh, now I think I remember…Lip Smacker, I think. I have no idea where to buy this stuff off the shelf in San Diego.

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It’s actually 0.56 oz, and they make it clear it’s not for anyone jealous of teenage girls

Any man who ventures into the great outdoors is at war with the elements, and that fight cannot be won with a dainty little chapstick that tastes like strawberry smoothies.
Tested by active-duty military personnel, the unique formulation with SPF 30 holds up in the harshest conditions, even withstanding temperatures approaching 140 degrees. With a blood orange mint flavor, it tastes like it’s designed for men, not teenage girls.

Like most of these products I suspect their target audience is half people who think it’s hilarious and are laughing at the idiots who take it seriously and half the idiots who take it seriously.

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Blood orange mint?

Parks And Recreation Nbc GIF by HULU

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