Donnie’s own reaction in that commercial after reading the line about “amazing prizes like dinner with [him]” was to state that he is not even sure that is an amazing prize but it is “what [they’ve] got.” Even he doesn’t believe it’s fair that the loser who wins gets stuck eating hamberders with him.
What a brave new world!
Is this the first POTUS run that could or should be conducted over the Home Shopping Network?
Pillows, trading cards, jewelry, classified documents…
It’s so incredibly on brand for Trump to launch an NFT project after the fad has completely died, but I am surprised he didn’t try getting in on this scam sooner. It wouldn’t be the first time he pulled the rug out from under his fans.
That which comes out of the back end of my dog is worth more than this.
When he’s previously offered prizes like this, for cash donations to his campaign, he’s never followed through and met them.
Trump Holds Contest for Small Dinners, No One Receives Prize - Business Insider Trump Holds Contest for Small Dinners, No One Receives Prize - WaPo
All the people who think baseball is boring are saying “wow, more exciting than baseball cards?”
I’d guess the most exciting cards are the Jan. 6th “Insurrection Series”-- the Justice Department is busy collecting them all. . . behind bars.
Ok, so now he’s not just a looooser, but a laughing stock, too.
(cue Glenn Frey music)
The grift is on. The grift is o on on…
This is Trump steaks all over again, but with less overhead for Trump. The purity of modern grifting is perfected in the NFT, a product that delivers nothing tangible in exchange for lots of money. A match made in MAGA hell I’m sure.
He probably could have made some money if this was ~3 years ago.
I dunno, maybe people will use their scratchers budget for the month and get one and then use one of those digital picture frames to show it off.
I mean - he is. It’s probably a paid endorsement. They paid him for the commercial, and the license for his likeness. I wonder how much it was. This could be the start of the next Billy Banks.
“Are you like me and surrounded by so many liberal tears because of all the winning? Then you need a ShamWow! Made in Germany, so you know it’s good. The Germans make good stuff. Tanks and planes and rockets and stuff. They make good stuff. And now they make the ShamWow. You will say ‘Wow, this thing really works’ with how many liberal tears you can clean up with this things. You can clean a whole spilled Diet Coke with this thing, I am told. I had a guy come up to me and says, ‘Sir! I really wish there was a way for me to clean a mess with out paper towels.’ Nobody likes the paper towels. They get wet and it gets on your hand and then you throw them away. Remember when I handed out paper towels in Puerto Rico? And they didn’t even say thank you. But with ShamWow you too will be able to clean up your messes from a hurricane or an accident in the kitchen, or maybe even the garage. Just got to www as seen on tv donald dot com to order your ShamWow today!”
I am willing to bet that they contain art that they didn’t get permission for.
I am glad to see this, I take it as an official announcement that he is not serious about becoming president again
There are major North Korea vibes from his perfect body in these Illustrations.
Well, it appears to be all art of Trump being like superheroey and shit. But if they stole it from Trump supporting MAGA artists? Pretty on brand for them.
Who murdered someone on 5th Avenue without losing any supporters, no less.
The Trump Steak of NFTs. It’ll be interesting to see if they can come up with a novel way to fail horribly.
Yeah, most of the big name brands connected to NFTs were licensed products rather than done by the brand name themselves.
- Wonder if the media is considering ignoring all future “major announcements” from the former grifter-in-chief?
- Wonder if Kari Lake and Marjorie Taylor-Greene are crying, “He didn’t pick me!”?
- Wonder if the Pillow Guy is jealous?
- Wonder when the Musk trading cards will come out?
Digital trading cards. Will be gone.