Trump just made his "MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT" and it really is unbelievable

brilliant idea though. Let’s ask @orenwolf if we can implement it here.

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Just have to point out that he could have made so much money if only this had all happened earlier…

On the one hand, it’s super embarrassing, so you’d think so - but on the other hand, I also suspect this is going to disappear extremely quickly and barely make a ripple, once the laughter dies down, with people almost immediately forgetting about it. Trump isn’t going to continue promoting it, they won’t sell, and whoever came up with this scheme will probably be kicking themselves for agreeing to whatever up-front licensing fees Trump demanded…

Have dinner with Donald Trump*
*Buy dinner for yourself and Donald Trump
**In the same building as Donald Trump
***If he’s in the building at the time
****Look, the “prize” is you get to spend money at his club

“Yeah guys, it is! And the joke’s on you! Funny, isn’t it?”

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Years ago, when Donnie was presdident, one of my kids made a trading card of him. Herewith, his original effort.

Deserves a whole set.

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For some reason, the image of a degenerating mobius strip popped into my head.

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A totally unrelated announcement from Vought International.

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So it’s not too late to get into the NFT game???

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“buy the dip”

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That made me actually LOL, and I’m a pretty tough crowd
tophat-biggrin tophat-rofl tophat-yes tophat-cool beer

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Sebastian Gorka, faithful stooge even after Trump fired him, finally is beginning to realize his idol is perhaps not a stable genius.

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The entirely separate business enterprise has the same address as Trump’s Palm Beach golf. Weird coincidence, I wonder if Trump knows they’re neighbors.

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Free appetizer with two drink combo! I know where I’m eating out at tonight :slight_smile:

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Of course.

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Something over the grave would be best in any case, as anything engraved on the actual stone will be impossible to see over the year-round piles of feces.

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Good to see the Don is back on his old game. Better he stays out of politics.

Interesting to see how long it will last until this one goes bankrupt. Seems difficult to do when you have essentially zero cost. But he’ll find a way.

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Holy effing crap. I couldn’t even believe this was real until I read the Snopes article.

The gist is that some company is doing it as a sweepstakes and paid T for the rights to do it.
It’ll be a real shocker if anyone actually “wins” any of the in-person prizes offered.
And for all those suckers who bought these things, like all sweepstakes, it says at the end of the ad that no purchase is required to enter.

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“The call’s coming from inside the house!” etc., etc.

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Ugh Frustrated GIF by Equipe de France de Football

I hate this dumbass timeline…

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From the article:

So a relatively small number of people seems to be buying up a lot of the “cards” because they want to meet Trump at a dinner. Wonder how many are lobbyists or foreign agents.

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