i was totally going to make a pog related comment. thank you, well played!
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When I first wrote that footnote down, it was under 2 years into his term and 3500 was the number of provable lies that reporter had literally investigated and quoted in his article. That list alone was practically book length. He came back a few years later in Trump’s term and estimated the number was then well over 14,000, but he had given up formally documenting it. Trump had also moved to conditional, wishy-washy language on most of his minor deceptions, where proving they were intentional deliberate lies had become more problematic. All the higher numbers I’ve read since then were estimates - though, no doubt, close to the truth.
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“Trump is going to finally reveal that Q is a time-traveling Andrew Jackson and the deep state is being carted off to death camps!”
“I, Donald John Trump…and let me just say, like all great Americans, and you know I’m a great American, my Russian citizenship hasn’t come through yet, not running away yet! Like all great Americans, I am here to sell you something. We’re selling the truth…the truth, which Democrats claim to own, like a golf course or a casino, is that I have a great life and you can read about it on my wonderful new, they’re the best, everyone says so, the best new digital cards, you can print them if you want, that show the details of my life, like the time I wrote into a newspaper pretending to be my own secretary to brag about how many women wanted to date me, or that time I sexually assaulted women and insisted women consented after the fact because they love me and that’s totally how consent works, and that time I made America great again, but then Hillary Clinton ruined it with Biden and Obama, and it’s just the best folks, isn’t it?”
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It would probably be easier to count instances where he told the truth (if any).
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“Your honor, we’d like to request that the documents marked classified be returned by the FBI no later than March. We’ve already sold out of the classified documents we held on to and the demand from people paying in rubles and yuan and riyals just seems to be increasing. Who knew these historical documents from the great era of the Trump presidency would sell so well on the Trump Shopping Network and trumpstore.ru?!?”
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I mean, I wasn’t sure what I expected, but NFTs was not it.
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is this for real? I mean with weird tone and pauses it sounds fake as fuck but it also seems just like something he’d do.
I assume he just took all the art memes his followers created with out actually securing any of the IP.
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Do the cards come with any kind of game too?
Trump: The Festering
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They could be written in Sharpie on the door on his tombstone:
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I assume that’s an attempt at a legal dodge, kind of like how the “Trump Organization” was found guilty of multiple crimes, but it didn’t take any of the Trumps down with it.
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Ok fine but can I buy a rapidly depreciating internet meme with Joe Biden’s face on it though!? I think not. Wake up!
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It takes thousands of years for an extraordinary yet true event to eventually become an unbelievably dopey fable. Trump’s “major announcement” has in and of itself reduced the waiting time by a couple of orders of magnitude.
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Real enough. Now the planet-killing aliens will destroy us.
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Drink… Your… Ovaltine…
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She actually laughed so hard she squeaked! That’s almost as funny as merkin von bankrupt’s Major Annownsmint!
You are far from alone, my very dear. I just keep packing cones, watching cartoons, and hoping for the best.
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Unless that tombstone can be micro-engraved, it would take a Mt. Rushmore sized monument to handle all of his infractions and failures.
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That twitter account is already suspended? Does playing a video of Donnie where we can clearly see he’s in a stately library of unread books count as personal location?
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