Trump just made his "MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT" and it really is unbelievable

Kanye West and Nick Fuentes have already enjoyed this prize.

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LOL this is the best. I had people in my facebook and in my home in arkansas contacts all going nuts over this yesterday… the following were lists of things they expected this to be:

  • Trump endorsing QANON and releasing info that shows it’s all true
  • A selection for VP
  • An announcement that he’s been president all along and is taking the office back
  • Indictments of and execution of Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and a number of other people
  • Something involving Tom Hanks?

And now they’re like, all super pissed off. Asking questions like, “Is this some kind of joke?” and I’m doing the “Umm no , he’s been grifting you all along. Hope you guys didn’t send tons of money to him” victory tour.

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what a clown, an embarrassment to America Grifter in Chief

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I’m just going to go ahead and say it. Whoever pays 99 US Dollars for this is an absolute moron, and no… there is NOTHING that will make me change my mind about that!

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Trader cards?
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I dare not hope it possible, but is he actually “Boy Who Cried Wolf”-ing himself here?

If the next major announcement is just his (unspeakably tacky) Franklin Mint limited-edition bullshit, is it possible that people will stop falling over his every move?

I guess a boy can dream.

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The only Trump playing cards I want to see are a version of the “personality identification playing cards” for the people in his administration and/or cult reflecting what they’ve been charged with and/or convicted of and how long they’re spending behind bars.

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“Today former-president Trump suffered massive/multiple [something]”

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Heart Attack Fred Sanford GIF by MOODMAN

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There’s a six minute rant on his site about the censorship regime and he wants to punish anyone engaged in stopping mis or disinformation. He’s gonna punish everyone. He wants everyone to be able to opt out of content moderation. Wtf does that even mean? Sure sounds like he wants the government to start running private businesses.

He ranted about free speech being gone on his free speech platform.

Odd.

He’s gonna have a stroke if he keeps raging away.

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This card is not included?
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I really hope people who conned him into this paid him in crypto.

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Ashton Kutcher Burn GIF

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I have long argued for Trump’s tombstone to include a set of engraved footnotes:

• Elected President by a minority of American voters.
• Known to have told over 3500 lies to the American public in his term of office.
• Impeached.
• Impeached again.

Now, I think I would be just as happy if they mounted this image over his grave.

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Where’d you get 3500? Last one I remember seeing was something like 20K, and it was only that low because they gave up counting.

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Well, 20K is over 3500… :wink:

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Donald is of course the

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Trump card. YEAAAAAHHHHHH!

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