I posted this here recently in another (non-Trump) thread. But if nobody wants him, then I’d be very happy to make a minor change to the original and see him eat worms for the rest of his life.
Nobody wants me, everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms.
Big ones, small ones, short ones, long ones,
Worms that wiggles and squirms.
Bite their heads off, suck their blood out,
Throw their skins away.
This is how I’ll live and thrive
On worms three times a day.
ETA I see @beerocker and @Melizmatic beat me to it.
Also, may I be the first to coin the term ‘wormberder’?
