Trump: 'Nobody wants me'

Word.

I’m tentatively excited for the new spin-off Jodie, to come out.

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I recognise this! It is from the toxic manipulative narcissist playbook.

When people like this are turned down or ignored they try the appear-depressed/sad/vulnerable playbook to draw you back in with them. They can’t feel sympathy but they can spark in other people to manipulate.

Compare when you are lost in the woods: you will try to set some wood on fire to warm yourself, but you will also damn well make sure you don’t burn yourself. That is how people like this use sympathy.

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When he says Erie - he does mean the Lake, …right?
Erie wants him, yeah.

Someone might persuade Gordon Lightfoot to pen The Wreck of The Donald John Trump.

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Tarmac him in face down, and you have somewhere to park your bike too.

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I posted this here recently in another (non-Trump) thread. But if nobody wants him, then I’d be very happy to make a minor change to the original and see him eat worms for the rest of his life.

Nobody wants me, everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms.
Big ones, small ones, short ones, long ones,
Worms that wiggles and squirms.

Bite their heads off, suck their blood out,
Throw their skins away.
This is how I’ll live and thrive
On worms three times a day.

ETA I see @beerocker and @Melizmatic beat me to it.

Also, may I be the first to coin the term ‘wormberder’?

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Kirstie Alley wants him. She even wrote him a song.

Grifting your way through the world today takes everything you’ve got,
taking a break from jailing kiddies, sure would mean a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away?
Sometimes you wanna go to rallies where they scream your name,
And the immigrants they blame,
You wanna be where cops freely
kill black people without shame
You want to be where everyone screams your name…

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(Aw c’mon, Joe, you know you wanna)

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Not true you whiny little bunker boy…there’s some very nice people up at the SDNY who really, REALLY want you!!

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And yet she deserves him. But I really don’t care, do u?

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Oh, I want him… In prison or in the Hague, or with a noose around his neck for treason.

Speaking of not wanting him, BoingBoing seems to be showing a number of ads inviting you to vote for this unwanted orange fascist. I’ve clicked the Close icon five times already.

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Well, look at it as a personal breakthrough on his part – he finally told the truth about something for the very first time. Way to go Donnie! Keep trying and you might be able to do it again!

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Aw, jeez… how’m I gonna bleach the backside of my eyeballs?

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Poor guy, now I wanna vote for him out of pity.

/s

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Poor, poor pitiful he.

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Toilet flush sound effect

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That can’t be unseen :rofl:

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Perhaps he’s unconsciously telegraphing his true feelings about such a visit: “These people should be grateful and feel privileged that I deign to grace them with my very presence.”

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My fantasy: Your comment makes it permanently onto Wikipedia.

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