keep crying your liberal tears! i just ordered 12 cases of these suckers and when they arrive i’m dumping them all directly into sea turtle habitat. sure, i could have used that money to repay some payday loans, pay for my dialysis or my kid’s bail, but it’s worth it to piss off the snowflakes.
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Is there any chance something is written in colour changing plastic? Someone should make some knock offs that have the word sucks appear when cold fluid passes through.
TOO SOFT.
Real conservatives use STEEL straws that break their teeth and puncture their skulls 
Impractical isn’t off-brand when it comes to the Trump name though. And if anyone deserves gold straws, it’s Trumplings. Really show people they are winning.
Red plastic straws sounds like something Putin would do.
This is Trump, ffs. Go big or go golfing.
Gotta say, as schwag goes, that’s pretty brilliant.
Kickstarter?
This sums up the whole Trump presidency. He has constituents who are idiots who know he’s a monster. And they don’t care. Rather, they wallow in their own idiocy and his monstrosity.
Yeah, that’s the first thing that jumped out at me. What a bunch of suckers.
I keep thinking of the Nigerian scams - they make it incredibly obvious it’s a scam so they can filter out all but the most credulous suckers. Simply being a Trump supporter is that filter.
It’s not just a matter of being stupid. It’s the pride in being stupid, the delight in it. “Oh, these are bad? I don’t think they’re bad! I don’t have to think about the consequences of my actions, or how I live, because I like what I like and anyone who suggests I change is a commie dumbass snowflake.”
It’s not just the stupidity. It’s stupidity and arrogance, because that’s what they’ve learned from President Bad Dad.
From failed ‘Trump Steaks’ to Trump-branded straws.
The trajectory is clear.
? Trump meatshakes?
The sub-basement is the limit.
More likely, “Flush My Shit To Where Someone Else Eats”.
Straight from his liposuction bag.
They’re not really buying straws, though. They’re supporting a cause, and receiving a trinket/souvenir in return. Sort of like buying Girl Scout cookies—the cookies themselves aren’t great and they’re not by any stretch of the imagination worth the $4 and $5 a box that people pay, but people pay that much because the money goes to the scouts.
In the case of these straws, the website clearly states that it’s raising money for
Trump Make America Great Again Committee, a joint fundraising committee authorized by and composed of Donald J. Trump for President, Inc. and the Republican National Committee.
I think the straw-buyers know what they’re really getting for their money.
Selling stuff like this might keep Trump busy and out of trouble. I prefer he does this instead of coming up with reasons to blame everything on foreigners.
The Nazi memorabilia of 2093.
