So, given his track record, that leave lead, arsenic… And BPA.
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If a trolley trollies in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, does it still “own the libs?”
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“Would you like a milkshake to go with that straw?”
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I mean, I’m all in on living your life as a big “fuck you” - as a testament to misdirected anger. But you know, shake your fist at the sky or the universe or the gods or something. At least then the mythical beings you direct your rage at would be ascribed knowledge of your actions.
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That would be so hilarious if it caught on, especially if nobody told Trumplethinskin what that really means… 
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Not gold? Lame.
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You can come at it from many different angles.
Some people will buy them to collect a stupid piece of history, thinking they will be more valuable in time. Because sure. Why not?
Others are winning so much they can easily spend $1.50 per straw for the lulz.
Still others believe the lies down to their bones, and are generally horrible to be around, and this will go great with the rest of their MAGA gear.
Stealth mode?
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yeah, this backfires totally. Because it’s such an obvious attempt to get a reaction, it doesn’t get one. I
If I KNOW you’re doing something stupid expressly to try to make me angry, I can just laugh at you and move on.
It’s when you do something stupid and mean and I think you really believe it that I have a problem.
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What’s Trump’s new campaign slogan going to be? “Shit Where You Eat”? That does seem to be the Republican environmental program.
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Yeah. Your first post about this made me laugh out loud, thinking of that furious person, furiously listening to “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,” all alone in a darkened house. Then I just felt sorry for them.
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Flea market table, 20 years from now, beside the genuine, authentic Confederate cutlass. Both for $20!
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I saw a guy this weekend wearing a shirt emblazoned with a big American flag and the words, “if this flag offends you, I’ll help you pack!”
We joked about going over and asking when he could come over with a truck. The flag doesn’t offend me, but moving is hard, and it would’ve been hilarious to see him actually moving boxes.
ETA: I also would wager $1000 that the shirt was made in China or the like.
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Go and find out about Redneck Revolt and the John Brown Gun Club, if you are serious.
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How ideal would it be to convince the “send her back” chanters to do this at rallies?
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Exactly. I may be more inclined than I ought to think that people do bad things because they don’t know other ways to deal with their own emotions (as opposed to just thinking, “Wow, what a shit head”). But that post - it was like I wanted to take that person out for coffee (at Tim Horton’s, not Starbucks) and let them know that someone cares about them. (I used to do crisis hotlines, I guess I miss it a bit?) Like hate-listening Baby It’s Cold Outside for revenge can’t be a thing worth doing in your life.
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Three syllables. Easy to remember. Passes muster.
Does it make me a bad person if I am tempted to buy a bunch of these and re-sell them on ebay as water-purifying filter straws?
Yeah, I thought so…
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Trump supporters: I’d love to piss of a liberal.
Me: I’d like you to have good free healthcare and job retraining for your archaic nearly extinct job
Trump supporter: check out this straw.
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