Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/03/trump-says-he-tested-negative.html
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Meanwhile, widespread access to testing is still extremely limited in the rest of the country…
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Maybe 3rd time’s the charm…
I know he want’s to win the test so better luck next time Cheetolini
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I am getting tired of hearing all this Negative information coming from the White House.
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For once, I actually believe Mass Murderer Trump. Considering his morbid obesity, high blood pressure, and likely diabetes, I’m guessing that a COVID-19 infection would put him in critical condition.
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Lol, great pull Xeni!
“I think I took it really out of curiosity to see how quickly it worked.”
Let me guess… the 15 minute test took right around 15 minutes?
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Here’s hoping he’s lying about that one, too. 
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“I think I took it really out of curiosity to see how quickly it worked.”
How wonderful for you, mister big shot.
I hope he’s lying as usual, and really has a double dose of COVID at this point. Just chock full of it. A YUGE dose.
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That would just mean that the Party would pull out all the stops to hunt down organ donors [1] to replace his lungs, heart, kidneys, and liver.
[1] Republicans don’t believe in consent.
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More proof that this is not a just world.
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“I am surrounded by the most knowledgeable medical experts on the planet and I still don’t heed their good advice, so now I have to be tested every day.”
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And brain, maybe?
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While they’re at it, they might maybe look for a brain donor too.
In all seriousness, good for him. If he’d get corona he’d probably die. And besides not wishing anybody dead I also think Mike Pence is even scarier.
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Picturing Trump with a pregnancy test in his mouth.
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the world is neither just nor unjust
It’s just us trying to feel that there’s some sense in it
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This is how far back the nasal swab has to go:
Just picturing that fat slob squirming while a doctor shoves a giant q-tip up his nose make me smile just a little.
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what a waste of time and resources.
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Even if he tested negative, which I have no reason to believe, they are discovering that the current tests have a HUGE number of false negatives. If it says you’re positive, it’s usually right. If it says you’re negative, there’s at least a 30% chance it is wrong.
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