Yeah the light thing is the less nutty of the two, but the thought of peeling skin in your lungs makes me itch. Radiation therapy, I suppose, is not beyond the realm of possibility but you would have to treat the whole body, as this virus gets in the blood. Also, the drinking disinfectant is, likewise similar to chemo.
Yeah, chemo is pretty much a poison too. I’ve never heard of it described as “disinfectant”, though.
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It’s not effective. After taking lysol your body fluids will filling your damaged lungs. This will dilute the solution to the point that it won’t be effective against viruses.
I ran into the same issue when trying to drink enough alcohol to sterilize my body. I had to drink about 1.5 times my weight in high proof rum to get my blood alcohol to 60%.
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So, how many days from now did you choose in your virtual office pool for when the first dead of Rump bleach treatment is announced?
Putting down some money for two days.
If we do one for state, is a hard choice between Florida and Arizona, but I probably have to go with my locals at AZ.
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The correct answer is turmeric.
/sarcasm
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“Please do not ingest bright light.”
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Don’t worry. I already learned not to point the laser pointer at my remaining eye 
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Just the latest imbleachment hoax.
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I can only wish that it did so literally.
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He sounds like a 9 year old trying to work out the problem out loud. And coming to the same, bad conclusion.
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uh, is that jonestown? bit too far
you first
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The tweet announcing their “correction” is just as mealy-mouthed as the original was:
Y’all didn’t “imply” anything, you straight fucking said it. Jesus.
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“Some people said it isn’t harmful. They saw what happens. They’re dead now. Losers.”
Etc…
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Hey you stupid lib, not directly into the sun.
Just the eclipse. So safe, he’s done it himself.
/s
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