Tacos for everyone!
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If just anyone can get a taco salad on any corner, then Trump Tower Grill might sell less of them. And everyone knows competition is bad for business!
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I live in a town that’s been called the most hipster city in America, or at least one of them, and guess how many food trucks we have? ZERO. Not one. That’s because back in the 70s, someone on City Council decided that food trucks were all run by scary poor immigrants who were going to kill us all with their unsafe food or something. So they passed a law declaring that trucks could only serve food if they were within 100 feet of a brick-and-mortar kitchen. Thus far that law is still on the books. So even in the middle of food truck mania, I don’t remember the last time I’ve gotten food from any kind of food truck.
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or even better…
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The HORROR!
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Why do you hate America.
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“Where is coffee from?”
The Kingdom of Prester John.
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Everybody wins!
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I’ll settle for the trucks - carpet bombing with tacos - that’s just out of line!
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May I invite you to the Detroit metro area, home to the largest number of middle eastern immigrants in the US? I don’t eat cow or sheep, but I hear we have some pretty darn good shawerma in these parts.
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I think this guy’s dog whistle is broken.
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Tweets concatenated into a semi-cohesive string of sentences via…tumblr? *shivers* way to put a turd sandwich through the shit-sausage maker, format-wise…
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I always thought of Boston as kinda tweedy, ya know, ‘Banned in Boston’ n all that. But I live in Austin so whadu I know?
Yes, but once the trucks come in and economics force a change in immigration policy, they won’t be illegal anymore!
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If Mexican restaurants (and Taco Bell) don’t jump on this as well, I’ll be disappointed.
On Election Day, come into {our restaurant} and show us your ‘I Voted’ sticker and get a free taco! It’s Election Taco Tuesday!
Okay, so I’m no ad wizard. But tying Election Day (a Tuesday), Taco Tuesday, and this sound byte together to draw people into your business seems like a no-brainer.
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Absolutely, Boston has a rep for these things. Thing is, I’m in Somerville, which is once city over and likes to fly its hipster flag high, bragging about how it’s so much cooler and laid back than stuffy old Boston or, ugh, Cambridge. But then we’re all weird about food trucks.
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And let Mexicans steal our American Mexican food truck jobs?
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