I have to say, my honest feeling is that I don’t give a flying fuck who performs, because there’s not fucking way I’m watching (or in any other way paying the slightest attention to) the accession of cheeto Mussolini.
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All those invoices, in his head. Phentermine, in quantity, must be some bad stuff.
Almost as good: the reported playlist includes “Rocket Man,” and “Funeral for a Friend / Love Lies Bleeding.” Given the tRump campaign consistently ended rallies with, “You can’t always get what you want,” I don’t know how concerned they were about how apropos the lyrics to their songs were…
In a nutshell.
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Not Healing Hands? Sacrifice?
Elton John should play Trump’s inauguration. Start off with a performance of 4’33" then lead into the theme from Benny Hill and conclude with an encore of 4’33". Explain the brevity of the concert as fatigue.
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Well, he did, for some reason, refer to his crotch as his “Blue State! Black and blue!”
I would say that indicates excessive grabbing (or maybe he’s just into CBT, though either way it’s an odd thing to shout at a political rally).
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Not “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road”, “The Bitch is Back”, or “I’ve Seen That Movie Too”?
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The politics of skeevy washed-up celebs are not for the comprehension of mortals like you and i.
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I plan to spend the day drinking heavily.
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To be fair, he lives part time in Atlanta…
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It’s Wayne Newton- and some duets with Mike Tyson and Jon Voight.
Burn Down the Mission?
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Does he really? I didn’t know that!
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As of a few years ago, at least. He has a place up in Buckhead. He seems to have several places around the world, so who knows how much time he and his family spend here.
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Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the Fandango?
Don’t forget to set your clock for 7a.m. – you can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!
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So now Trump is okay with foreigners — foreign nobility no less — coming over here and taking our inauguration-playing jeorbs?
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A knighthood isn’t letters patent, Sir Elton just knows some Nobles really well.
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Well of course he won’t be playing. The headline slot is already taken by Ted Nugent & The KKK Dancers.
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a combover in the wind
Always knowing who to stiff
When the bills came in…
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