Trump thanks Putin for kicking US Embassy workers out of Russia


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The kind of laugh followed by pouring a glass of Victory Gin.


Must be some REALLY good sex.


Hilarious positive proof that Putin indeed has his controlling flexing fingers up Trump’s puppet asshole.



And we’re actually still paying those employees, so…


I’m just blown away that 45 stayed on topic and relatively coherent for four consecutive sentences.


Yes, but very likely not good for the unfortunate recipients of Trump’s particular, repugnant ministrations. Trump probably enjoys it when the unfortunate, sickened partners violently throw up afterwards.


His command of the issues never fails to impress, does it?


His prose still stank, though.


Recently, one of the repub-trumper-yahoos here at work said, “I wish Trump would just shut up.”

He’s losing them.

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The first time I laughed out loud at the knowledge-challenged misogynist wankpuffin was when he claimed have invented the expression ‘priming the pump’ in his interview in The Economist (, where he said: “Have you heard that expression used before? Because I haven’t heard it. I mean, I just…I came up with it a couple of days ago and I thought it was good. It’s what you have to do.”


Is this the political equivalent of “Thank you, sir, may I have another?”






And he’s still the president; that’s even weirder.



Okay, let’s see. The one front and center… that has to be Trump. Yeah, yeah. Fucking Trump! The one on the left and further back… that must be Pence, and next to him… Sessions… maybe? Possibly. And the baby? Oh, just some baby that accidently made it into the picture.


Some might retire and some might quit but I’m sure most of them will be reassigned in the foreign affairs pool.


Now the health care plan make sense! Just let all the sick people die off for, oh 10 years, and the healthy survivors will incur way smaller costs in the system.

Budget solved!