Trump the Carpathian


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Don’t you have a day job @beschizza? Or wait this is it isn’t it?


“They love me”

It’s so pathetic, sad, and yet funny at the same time!


well, ryan and mike, I think that’s because only daneel admits to liking the sequel


I haven’t seen it for a couple decades, but… I liked it. I still remember that catchy song from the closing credits. (Wikipedia tells me it’s On Our Own by Bobby Brown, and that it was kept out of #1 on the Billboard charts by Prince’s “Batdance”. Truly a great time for movie music.)


The twinkie is YUGE!


A secret cult would explain what we’re seeing better than anything else.


Remember Donald: it’s not how small it is, it’s what you do with it.


What if Trump Steaks are actually the pink slime that powers his campaign?


Keep the comments coming. He is Trump! You are like the buzzing of flies to him.


I heard they were people. Brown people.


Oh. He remembers…


whoa, those are some short fingers.


You are what you eat.
Be more human.
Eat Trump Steak!



The sequel’s the best one!


and lets not forget the great run dmc :slight_smile:


The Ghostbusters Wikia says:

He [Vigo] was poisoned, shot, stabbed, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered (to which Venkman commented “Ouch”). Just before his head died, he uttered this prophetic warning: “Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I’ll be back!”

If Trump is elected President, PLEASE tell me it won’t be that difficult to remove him from office at the end of his term.


Coming soon to the BoingBoing store, amirite?


This is a very interested read (I’m just taking their soundness of their methodology for granted, and obviously it is out of date). But by far my favourite bit:

Three Republicans (Carson, Bush and Cruz) haven’t attracted enough likes from Millennials so far to be indexed on that segment.

Don’t worry, Republicans, your party isn’t dying or anything.