Trump the Carpathian

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/03/10/trump-the-carpathian.html

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Don’t you have a day job @beschizza? Or wait this is it isn’t it?

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“They love me”

It’s so pathetic, sad, and yet funny at the same time!

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https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/705032488205291520


well, ryan and mike, I think that’s because only daneel admits to liking the sequel

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I haven’t seen it for a couple decades, but… I liked it. I still remember that catchy song from the closing credits. (Wikipedia tells me it’s On Our Own by Bobby Brown, and that it was kept out of #1 on the Billboard charts by Prince’s “Batdance”. Truly a great time for movie music.)

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The twinkie is YUGE!

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A secret cult would explain what we’re seeing better than anything else.

http://socialcode.com/thought-leadership/blog/who-are-donald-trumps-supporters-everyone/

Remember Donald: it’s not how small it is, it’s what you do with it.

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What if Trump Steaks are actually the pink slime that powers his campaign?

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Keep the comments coming. He is Trump! You are like the buzzing of flies to him.

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I heard they were people. Brown people.

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Oh. He remembers…

whoa, those are some short fingers.

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You are what you eat.
Be more human.
Eat Trump Steak!

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http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/273968/donald-trump-steaks-bad-reviews/

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The sequel’s the best one!

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and lets not forget the great run dmc :slight_smile:

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The Ghostbusters Wikia says:

He [Vigo] was poisoned, shot, stabbed, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered (to which Venkman commented “Ouch”). Just before his head died, he uttered this prophetic warning: “Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I’ll be back!”

If Trump is elected President, PLEASE tell me it won’t be that difficult to remove him from office at the end of his term.

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Coming soon to the BoingBoing store, amirite?

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This is a very interested read (I’m just taking their soundness of their methodology for granted, and obviously it is out of date). But by far my favourite bit:

Three Republicans (Carson, Bush and Cruz) haven’t attracted enough likes from Millennials so far to be indexed on that segment.

Don’t worry, Republicans, your party isn’t dying or anything.

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