Trump the Carpathian


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/03/10/trump-the-carpathian.html


#2

Don’t you have a day job @beschizza? Or wait this is it isn’t it?


#3

“They love me”

It’s so pathetic, sad, and yet funny at the same time!


#4


well, ryan and mike, I think that’s because only daneel admits to liking the sequel


#5

I haven’t seen it for a couple decades, but… I liked it. I still remember that catchy song from the closing credits. (Wikipedia tells me it’s On Our Own by Bobby Brown, and that it was kept out of #1 on the Billboard charts by Prince’s “Batdance”. Truly a great time for movie music.)


#6

The twinkie is YUGE!


#7

A secret cult would explain what we’re seeing better than anything else.

http://socialcode.com/thought-leadership/blog/who-are-donald-trumps-supporters-everyone/


#8

Remember Donald: it’s not how small it is, it’s what you do with it.


#9

What if Trump Steaks are actually the pink slime that powers his campaign?


#10

Keep the comments coming. He is Trump! You are like the buzzing of flies to him.


#11

I heard they were people. Brown people.


#12

Oh. He remembers…


#13

whoa, those are some short fingers.


#14

You are what you eat.
Be more human.
Eat Trump Steak!


#15

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/273968/donald-trump-steaks-bad-reviews/


#16

The sequel’s the best one!


#17

and lets not forget the great run dmc :slight_smile:


#18

The Ghostbusters Wikia says:

He [Vigo] was poisoned, shot, stabbed, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered (to which Venkman commented “Ouch”). Just before his head died, he uttered this prophetic warning: “Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I’ll be back!”

If Trump is elected President, PLEASE tell me it won’t be that difficult to remove him from office at the end of his term.


#19

Coming soon to the BoingBoing store, amirite?


#20

This is a very interested read (I’m just taking their soundness of their methodology for granted, and obviously it is out of date). But by far my favourite bit:

Three Republicans (Carson, Bush and Cruz) haven’t attracted enough likes from Millennials so far to be indexed on that segment.

Don’t worry, Republicans, your party isn’t dying or anything.