Trump the Chump (Part 1)

NASCAR fashion

Like the neck beard or goatee it’s all part the ‘murican style.

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I am a comfortably straight hetero male. But who in this world doesn’t objectionably think Idris Elba is an absolute specimen? (edit: this gif works better)

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This, and totally not being snarky. The NASCAR set is deeply Republican and if you ever go to a race, 90% of the dudes there look just like this. Wrap-around sunglasses, ball caps (lots of MAGA), goatee/beards, and un-ironically-worn t-shirts with some combination of American flags, Jesus, NASCAR, and sports on them.

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Conformity disguised as rebellion.

(A couple of months ago there was a link on one of the threads here to a very, very good graphic essay on this, but I don’t have the link at hand right now.)

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I wonder sometimes what might happen if NASCAR goes all electric.

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Exactly.

This is a look that’s very common in rural areas but almost unheard of in cities.

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That hack artist McNaughton guy did another Trump painting. The Internet fixed it.

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Wait…we’re supposed to think of Trump as the kind of guy who dabbles in art but isn’t good enough to make it his career?

That sounds so familiar…who does that remind me of? It’s on the tip of my tongue…

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“Orange Period”

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Because of course he does. Will it increase the dysfunction of the government? Of course. Will it threaten the lives of the poor? Check. Will it benefit his family? Check. Yup, that’s where we go. Shit.

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shoot-me-quark

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Congratulations, Donnie, you’ve proved that with a Sharpie and Twitter, you can even make yourself the central victim of a devastating category-5 hurricane that has displaced thousands of people.

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Bring on the funny!

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I have stolen 95% of these. You’ll be seeing them elsewhere. :wink:

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And because Trump and his campaign manager have no shame, they’re cashing in on the meme as quickly as they can by selling Trump-branded markers.

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Not that he would understand this but:


This is not part of American law. Never was, although I could absolutely see Il Douche trying to make it so. Another reason we need to get rid of this festering asshole.

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His entire (stupid, babble, distraction-oriented) argument is:

  1. Adam Schiff made fun of him on the floor of Congress
  2. Nancy Pelosi was in the audience when Adam Schiff made fun of him
  3. Therefore she should literally be put to death

I’m not exaggerating at all.

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