Trump the Chump (Part 1)

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Haven’t some people commented publicly (with photo proof) that when he moves a certain way, it looks like he’s wearing some sort of incontinence product?

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Perhaps the greatest political cartoon of the Trump presidency (so far).

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“This is what happens when the fashion police are not allowed to arrest a sitting President.”

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I’m extremely worried that Trump’s tux in actually in style…

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Shudder! I hope not.

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I guess I can hope that Trump makes everyone in cabinet dress up in one of those to prove that it’s fashionable!

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“Additionally, Mexico could quickly and easily stop illegal aliens from coming through its southern border with Guatemala.”

Then there’s no problem. Surely the most powerful country in the world can easily do what Mexico can do.

Why haven’t you done this Donnie?

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That’s racism in a nutshell, isn’t it? The notion that both: 1) You are superior to group X; 2) Group X has unstoppable power.

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No way would Mr Carson ever let that asshole through the door.

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When tailored and worn by the right person…

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He put on the hat for a few seconds, complaining that it was “a little big” before removing it and concluding that “Winston looked much better in it.” -TheDailyBeast

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Yeah, I was more thinking about whether the jacket being too short was some kind of style choice, or if it was just another toiler-paper-on-the-shoe thing where no one would tell Trump that something needed to be fixed. Obama looks way better than Trump in that tux because:

  1. (In my opinion) Darker skinned people are better at pulling off crisp white shirts than pasty people are.
  2. (Objective fact) Obama just looks better than Trump does

But I think if the jacket was the same relative length as Trump’s, Obama would also look dumb in it (just the smile would say that Obama was in on it and it was okay to laugh).

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With Trump, it’s so hard to tell. It’s clearly horribly tailored, but for all we know, Trump chose that jacket off the rack, insisting it’s “exactly his size” and just kept wearing it, refusing to admit that he’s too chubby for it.

Weirdly, just before his UK trip, he showed up at a church service with a brand new gasp hairstyle that double gasp doesn’t look totally ridiculous? And actually is somewhat stylish (in a Biff Tannen sort of way)? But it clearly didn’t last.
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Hair was like that because he just rolled into the church directly from a golf game sporting a sweaty hat head and dirty golf shoes.

Disrespectful prick.

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Wow, those pictures look considerably better than normal. The hair is one thing for sure, but also I guess I’m trying to think of the last time I saw Trump smile. Trump is the most humourless person on the planet. Maybe everyone should stop and tell Trump to smile more more often.

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Eww. Of course his best fashion decision in thirty years would be an accidental side effect of being a rude sweaty boor. What I said about him looking halfway decent? Yeah, I take that back!

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