Trump told friends he's running again in 2024

He says he’s still President, that he’s going to be reinstated as president, and that he’s going to run for president again. He’s just saying this stuff to fuel outrage and keep himself on the radar because it keeps the cash flow going. The minute he says otherwise, the spigot goes dry.

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Or for short, toadies.

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He wants his pardon power back.

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*Initial offer only. You are automatically opted-in to make additional auto-pay debits from your bank account in the amount of $250USD per week. To opt out is treason.
Great Leader thanks you for your Patriotic Sacrifice™
(/s)

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I can’t decide which I want more – trump to go to jail, or trump to drop dead.

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The getaway vehicle, lol.

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C) Enables him to claim that any criminal investigation into himself, his family or his companies is politically motivated and intended to sabotage his campaign.

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If he’s cooling his bone-spur heels in a Federal prison for whatever… he’s up against a lot… well good luck running.

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Also, if he’s NOT running, his fans have less incentive to give him money. So, if “running for office” gets him more donations, he “running for office”, though it’s unclear if he’s willing to do any work to have that happen.

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i’m really having a hard time believing that he’ll still be alive in 2024, because he’s CLEARLY unhealthy. so i’m not worried about this boast just yet.

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Sadly, genetics are said to have some sway, his mom lived to 88, and his dad to 93.

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Thanks for the optimism there, sunshine.
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Did they both contract Covid, too?

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Genetics have some sway, but they aren’t everything.

My mother died in 2015, after years of ignoring her doctors’ suggestions, smoking, and generally not taking good care of herself. She was 66 years old. Her mother is still alive today, at the age of 93.

Trump clearly isn’t taking good care of himself, plus there’s the aftereffects of covid to consider… I wouldn’t bet on genetics winning that battle.

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I’ve seen too many Dracula sequels. When Nixon died, I suggested he be decapitated, have his mouth stuffed with garlic, and have the body buried at a crossroads, just to be sure…

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He only served one term.

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How, though? If he does run (and I’m firmly in the “this is all part of the fundraising scam” camp) I doubt any (R) would run against him.

On the bright side, he could become the only person to have the fewest votes of the two major-party candidates in 3 straight elections.

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He’s not. He didn’t want the job in the first place. He just wants the dollars from frightened brainwashed Trumpanzees to keep rolling in.

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It did seem like a long fuckin’ time though. Saturday night (tho I was quite drunk), I was wracking my brains thinking who was preznit between Obama and Trump, cos I knew Trump was only one term, but Obama was aaaages ago, in the before times, before it got so weird. So there must have been another guy, right? Imagine my surprise.

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