When I was 18 some friends had a dye sublimation printer, among other helpful goodies. Not only did I carry metal business cards back then, but I had two grades of them: the aluminum cost me about a buck a piece, the brass were prohibitively more. But this was decades ago, I’m pretty sure I could get the unit cost down a bit lower now.
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i look forward to finding these in thrift stores in a couple years, accidentally left in books and whatnot.
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Saw “tiki” first go 'round.
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Tacky opulence (i.e. gold everywhere) is Trump’s taste in everything.
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Are you suggesting that the owner of one might ever read a book? 
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hmm, good point. well, i still think these will turn up in thrift stores somehow inadvertently.
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My read of @Franko’s comment didn’t imply that any cardholders might successfully read a book.
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Even the attempt to do so seems highly unlikely…
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Some of the designs looked like Casino Player Cards, which was also on-brand: third reich meets second-rate casinos.
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Did they mean OFFECAL?
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Yeah and best always means classical architecture with too much gold.
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I mean, I’m not a tankie or anything, but Mao did speak very persuasively on the social value of landlords.
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My guess is that they will wind up at the register, wielded by red-hatted entitled monsters demanding to know why they cannot pay with them
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Those were my high school colors. Oakton Cougars if I rightly remember. GOLF 1985 STATE CHAMPIONS.
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I was thinking that he finally figured out what to do with the warehouse full of Trump Taj Mahal comp cards.
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Checks out.
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No better way to save America then by handing your money to Trump!
Comes with: 1 Trump tie, 1 Trump steak, and 1 free semester at any still-operating (but not accredited) Trump University.
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Fixed.
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Oh they have nothing near the appeal or cachet of “Junior Space Force” membership cards /s
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