Trump warns US that Republicans will not vote unless his dumb election fraud claim is "solved"

Thank you for joining me in the hand-wringing section! Now I don’t feel so lonely. I tell ya—I am truly worried about the next decade. The trajectory is for another Russia, not another Norway. Russia got Putin after they fucked up Afghanistan so hard, what we’re in for is gonna be so very much worse (we’re gonna wish we had the morbidly-obese twice-impeached micropeenie instead). God, please make me wrong.

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I’m currently reading one of the Discworld books that features the character ■■■■■ von Lipwig.

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None of them seem to have enough brains to figure out how to extricate control of their party from Trump however.

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Can’t imagine what the downside could be.

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Bannon claimed it was for just 100 years this week but who’s counting.

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Fascists always ease in to their demands.

You know, like “Just the tip”, or “we’re just relocating the Jews.”

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The ones that survive covid anyway

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5qghi1

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Perhaps, but a LOT of them are dumber than a bag of hammers - apologies to hammers, everywhere…

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These guys didn´t get the memo…

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You should apologise.

Hammers are useful, and do no harm just by existing.

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The solution he wants is an election where his supporters are eligible, and those who support his opponents are not.

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Already did. :grin:

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A take I had not considered

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With Generals like that, no wonder US allies fear friendly fire. Blue on Blue? All good for a Gopper.

Promises, Promises.
The Rock Reaction GIF by WWE

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The implication is because you can’t beat those cheating Democrats in the ballot box, the only option left is Coup 2.0.

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Beau of the 5th Column made the point that the first “Republicans” might be referring to the voters, and the second “Republicans” might be referring to the politicians; ie: if the politicians don’t do something about the “election fraud” than the voters will but their mark elsewhere on the ballot sheet. This sounds plausible given Donny’s mob background.

Alternative headline:

GOP finds out what happens when you invite a vampire into your house*

*which was apparently already full of vampires waiting for the signal

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