Trump worried his legal team led by Rudy Giuliani are all “fools that are making him look bad”

Ah yes, the dance move known as “milking the sideways cow.”

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Damn, I’m so late to this pile-on. I feel like The Onion. There’s just no point in trying.

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They’re the best people when he hires them, but they turn bad after working under him for a while.

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No. They’re not the ones making him look silly. He has looked silly for decades.

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Sort of a reverse of the situation where someone’s resume says their last 14 managers all had attitude problems…

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Giuliani just let it slip that he was “exaggerating a bit” on voter fraud.

Disbar the mofo already.

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Can we stop talking about Rudy supposedly squandering something? He came off well on national TV during 9/11, and that’s about it. Guy was always a bananas crazy, creep and his legacy is selling out New York to wealthy developers like Trump, stop and frisk, broken windows, and abandonment of the Outer Boroughs except when they could be force gentrified by his rich associates.

Guiliani didn’t go nuts and wash up on Trump’s door step, nor did he change anything to curry favor. He’s always been part of this running crew.

Even back when he was a prosecutor, Guliani was known as press hound and glad hander who did little of the work he took credit for.

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Yeah but he used to be better at it.

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The demented orange turd is worried now? oh man, those delusions of grandeur and ability have been stronger than I realised for so. very. long.

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In any organization the underlings reflect the nature of the leader. He only has to look in the mirror to see the biggest fool of them all.

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Imagine that on your CV. “I was deemed too crazy for President Trump’s legal team.” Ouch.

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Trumps legal strategy for everything has never been to win cases, it has always just been to bury his opponents in legal fees.

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Granted Giuliani isn’t the best look for Trump.
But, then again, maybe the president should take into account that when he points a finger at anyone else in the administration there are three fingers pointing back at himself.

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Trump doesn’t particularly care if people hate or are disgusted by him. But he IS very sensitive to being ridiculed and laughed at.

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Makes you wonder how involved Trump has been in the legal process. I mean, he has neither the intelligence or the patience to write legal briefings, but, I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that he gave a grab-bag of conspiracy theories and told his lawyers to include them in press conferences.

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He certainly doesn’t take advice- or likely even permit it being uttered in his presence.

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Is that what that is?