Trumpists and evangelicals make apologies for GOP Senate nominee accused of sexually assaulting teen girls

It probably depends on the region. You have enough solid party support, it won’t matter what happens. Regions that depend on moderates and independents for wins can’t afford to play so loose with it. I am wondering how Mass looks in that respect.

Of course this works for any region and any party.

Mary Magdalene-- she was a whore.

Yeah, this is all about keeping control of the Senate.

I suspect that they view this as a distraction tactic to draw attention away from the child slave colony on Mars that AJ told them about…

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I thought the point about the Virgin Mary was that she was … a virgin?

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My Sunday school teacher taught us that the moral of the story of Jesus’s birth was that Mary was banging Joseph and that is totally okay just like Roy Moore.

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Except the Immaculate Conception was Mary’s conception, not Jesus’s.

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I saw Ben Stein get this wrong on “Win Ben Stein’s Money” and he was shocked.

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Yeah, but Ben Stein sucks.

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Yes, Jesus’ conception was emasculate. (This joke brought to you by a theologian friend of mine)

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That’s one of my favorite TG episodes. Definitely top 5.

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You just know at some point Mary was like “Joseph, God was much bigger.”

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IIRC the hebrew word for Virgin actually means maiden or young girl which given the time period strongly implies teenager.

That said…Yup he’s still an asshole

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It’s getting worse.

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Pondering the mental gymnastics surrounding this one.
First, that photographs are just an integral part of any sexual encounter (to be clear - I’m not pointing fingers at sex-positive lifestyles), second, that someone as inexperienced as that would always have the presence of mind to document what happened, and third, that women are never to be believed without evidence.

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Well, yeah, if you are already into questioning the virgin birth thing.

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My sympathies. I have many American friends and their distress makes me sad.

Only stupid (and racist) people assume all americans are like that.

Hell, I even have Republican friends. But in truth it’s a stretch. And they are old people.

I think it is that the Hebrew word for “young woman” was translated to the Greek “virgin” by the author(s)/editors of Matthew to tie into Isaiah rather than there being no appropriate word.

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The women need to provide photographic evidence of the encounters, Henry said. “They got some pictures? That’ll do.”

Yeah, where are the selfies of the two of them from their 1970s smart phones?!

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