Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/20/trumps-biz-tweets-video-of-p.html
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Well technically, once the host is dead long enough…
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- Drink one bottle of vodka a day.
- Sippy-sip a little McDonalds Diet Coke
- Never have a hangover.
It’s that third part that I always have trouble with.
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Are we sure about this? It sounds to me like more research is needed. If the researchers would like to send me a case of liquor, I’d be happy to try it out and send them my results.
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Trump supporters are most likely to fall for this…
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Come on, he’s not serious. He is just explaining his own method of getting through this, self-administered sedation drip.
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Well, if a pro golfer said it, then it must be true. He’s certainly going to be the one to watch when they open the links back up. I wonder if he’s a mean or a happy drunk?
Fingers crossed Trump tries it too. “I have a big liver, the yugest!”
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4x divorced. Twice suspended from PGA tour. History of drug and alcohol abuse, gambling problems and a professed Republican…I’m going with ‘mean’
December 1992, Daly was charged with third-degree assault for throwing his second wife Bettye into a wall at their home near Denver.
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It’s called alcoholism. They don’t get a hangover because drinking is so constant that there isn’t time or space for a hangover to develop. The fix to every headache or mild stressor becomes “just a lil nip”, so if they wake up at 0700 feeling like ass, it’s an easily rationalization to pour a bit in with their caffeine to get their head on straight. It isn’t pretty up close.
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Wow. Daly, Trump, and Giuliani have nine divorces between them.
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Of course. I should have realized it when Trump thanked him for his friendship.
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It’s debatable whether viruses are alive to start with. * Though I guess that is also true of the mindless slime molds that surround Turmp.
* People use different sets of criteria to define “life”, but most include growth, reproduction and/or eating, and viruses, in themselves, don’t do any of those things
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Sir, this is a McDonalds…
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I wise man once said: “Try it. What do you have to lose?”
I did try the “bottle of wine a night” method of pain management. It was not sustainable.
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Just a reminder Trump is trying to fake-end the pandemic so he can go play golf again, it’s been like six weeks, he must be freaking out, imagine another six
and any state that “opens” - all their senators and congresspeople need to go sit in session in washington and breathe on each other like everyone else they are trying to shove back to work for the 1%
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Finally, some advice I’m willing to take if it’s true or not!
/downs 1.75-liter bottle of Costco vodka
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I’m ok with it too.
Is it against community guidelines to note that it must finally be the right time to openly admit that it really is time for a cull, America? Even a self-administered one.
Asking for a friend.
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Please Donnie, take this advice!
I would love to see him do a press conference blitzed out of his gourd and throwing up on Mike Pence.
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Golf is the only sport where you can drink a bottle of vodka a day and still be good at it.
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