Beat me to it on my West Coast time!
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Well, he did weaponize ketchup…
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Maybe that’s as high as he can hold his head these days? His posture looks horrible in the picture Tamsin posted above
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The “Vigo Stare”:
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That was so extreme I assumed it was a photoshop. If real, well, he is a lot less healtthy than even I thought.
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3 times zero is zero, carry the zero…
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somebody the classic godzilla head shot morphed with Trump mug shot…I ran out of credits thanks
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the asshole Arcana.
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Or
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I mean, he’s trying for “Winston Churchill,” but I think he can’t help but be influenced by the poses of his aspirational peers/actual role models, a combination of “Hollywood tough guy” and “catwalk model.” He ends up with a look that, if anything, says, “I’m definitely going to take the candy from that small child. Also I have gas.”
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That’s just her glamour wearing out, poor thing, he’s genuine piece-o’-shit all the way through.
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Strawberry blonde?
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Hurry before they’re all gone.
And he’s bragging about his physique.
And and, he learned a new word, gavage.
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shit, man. i thought that was a typo of “savaging”, but looked it up anyway and that’s a real word for force-feeding. TIL.
no way in hell he came up with that on his own.
eta: now i see that he did not. that is a retweet (or whatever) of someone with a vocabulary.
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Spoiler Alert: Trump IS the Wall
The fact that Trump would share that article almost makes it sound as if he’s on a spiritual journey of self-discovery.
“…What if the wall that I’ve been trying to make happen all this time isn’t a thing of steel and concrete and barbed wire, but something within myself?”
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A wall of cholestorol straddling his aorta would be okay
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For aortic stenosis to affect someone, they would have to have a brain and a heart…
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