Trumpster’s obviously lower than expected weight must be due to his SMALL HANDS.
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I mean, if “the Wall” is meant to be something to keep people from coming to America, the existence of Trump has genuinely made more difference than any of the trash he built.
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Permanently drunk?
…or he’s just a petulant overgrown toddler who’s about to get his first-ever and so richly deserved spanking.
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Not quite his first spanking.
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Gavaging sounds like a word that Ron DeSantis probably used a lot down in Guantanamo. Who on Earth in regular usage would go with that rather than force feeding?
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Quick, post the final update before anyone notices 
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(It’s not about his body, it’s about the lying)
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Manic depressive, relentless massager of the truth, premiere Nazi basher.
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I’m fond of telling people I have nearly the exact same height and weight as Dwayne Johnson, just distributed in a less appealing manner. 45 isn’t capable of self-effacing humor though because he’s a soulless husk of a man filled with ego and greed.
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Michael Harriot agrees… 
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ugh. Well, then I’ll rephrase it.
…or he’s just a petulant overgrown toddler who’s about to get his first-ever real, unrequested, and so richly deserved spanking.
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I’m certainly not! It is true, however, that I have been reliably informed I am only white on the outside.
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Hm.
I guess they do still write them like that
I love it!
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brilliant!
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When you said this, I immediately thought of how in China, minor millionaires and billionaires hire actors to go to trial, or eventually, to jail, for them, so you could never be actually sure that justice was served.
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