An entertaining read. Also, I hadn’t realized that not one but two former publicists to R. Kelly and Kanye West are involved.
What could possibly be the connection… 
I like the minister who is accused of intimidation of an election worker, and who often does not wear his collar but chose to for his mugshot.
Edited for clarity of charge
And that person is probably a Gitmostan.
Hey what’s Paul Lynde ever done to you?
Is he saying that rather than picking up the ball and dropping it into the hole himself he has the Secret Service do it?
Provided me with endless entertainment. That’s it!
ETA: oh, he also taught me how to do the poor man’s face lift.
Hanky lanky?
… we can’t expect him to spell out a swear word like “panky” in a public tweet
so glad you blurred that! at least someone is thinking of the children. 
That fucker pounded on her door for ages, then sat outside her place in his car for ages, so she called the cops on him. “Oh, I’m just here to protect her!” he told the cops. What a prick.
ETA, as I continued reading:
Lord love ya, Stormy! Well done!
Paul Lynde, Charles Nelson Reilly, and the less often seen but at least equally adored Rip Taylor were my beloved gay TV aunties. They brought me up to know that love is love full stop.
Very Christian of him! 
I need a split angry face / heart emoji here. angry face for the first para, heart for the rest. 
IKR? Corrupt AF, the lot of them, and he and his dog collar should be held to a ahem higher standard, and so punished accordingly.
