Originally published at: Trump's incoherent word salad elicits applause - Boing Boing
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“Well you know, horsewash dishrag fungi, and then I want to be good with the right way and everything, but times are tough and CHINA is always on about something something blah blah blah, so anyway when we get to it, we can do it, take the time do it right, we can do it tonight, meanwhile there’s a horse in the hospital so what I’m trying to say is . . . . USA number one, Make America Great Again!!”
(applause)
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If that man has ever passed a freshman level finance or economics course, that institution should be thoroughly ashamed of itself.
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Not true, or there would be silence.
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This kind of word salad could make for an entertaining debate 
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Someone received a of Bachelor of Science degree in economics from the University of Pennsylvania in 1968, but it must have been some other Donald Trump. 
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That’s frighteningly well done.
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RIght. How do you even respond to something like this if it was a debate “answer”?? None of it makes any sense whatsoever…
And again, no one has corrected this moron on how tariffs work. JFC.
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So he’s going to get the rest of the world to pay for childcare in the US? We’ll see how that works out.
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No he didn’t really say that, he said numbers foreigners and childcare in random orders and then pointed at what he did like a toddler pointing to a shit in a potty.
Close though.
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One way to pass a freshman level finance course is to study and score higher than a certain value on the tests. Another way to pass is to finance a wing of a building on campus. But those passes are not the same.
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… and the further back we go in time, the easier it was to cheat 
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