Trump's White House schedule leak crisis has Donald extra edgy

It seems fairly certain at this point that we shan’t.

I mean, think what it’d take to seem shocking at this point, and then imagine how it would look if the NSA had sat on such evidence while Turmp was “elected” President. There is literally no way they could fail more definitively at their job – it’d be absurd not to shutter the agency, and jail or even execute some of its staff – if it happened, I don’t think there’s anything they wouldn’t do to keep it quiet.

I increasingly have similar thoughts about the Mueller investigation, which is why I don’t see it amounting to much. If he knows something worse than what everyone knows, it’d be insane to have let Turmp occupy the White House for over two years.

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It’s funny you should say that because my own stepmother was (and is, if I visit for more than 2 days) pretty dang cruel, and originally joined our family on the grounds that she was considered the hot barmaid in the village. I mean, not Yuri Andropov hot. It was a small village.

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Was your father the hero of some medieval romance novel or something?

tavern-wench

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The Shaitgibbon’s sister is a respected Federal Judge (tho I’ve seen claims that she got a leg up due to family connections…)

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except people have documented for over a year that he watches television six hours a day, there is absolutely nothing new about this except a detailed schedule in print showing it

what they are really edgy about is all the transcripts are now going to Mueller this very week and the House has some very serious testimony scheduled

he basically has to remain president to stay out of arrest and to retain pardon powers, he will only resign if given a promise of a pardon for himself and his family - you know what, let him lose in 2020 so he can be prosecuted without pardon powers

(and god help any democrat president that pardons trump after 2020, there will such fury)

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Mmmmno. If you’ve seen Nighty Night, it’s more like that in a number of ways

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“Moisturizer”
Heh.

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What a sickening farce this all portrays to the world who might have once hoped to look to the USA for guidance. When the hell can we get this cretin locked up or otherwise removed. He’s like a giant bloated tick attached to Americas values sucking out any nutrient he might find. As A kid I pulled them off my old hound and dropped them in a small bottle of gas…didn’t light it, just let one evil address the other.

It’s just 2 words a day. All he can handle.

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Premeditated murder would be leaking the schedule before it occurs

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9:30 Wake up. Check Twitter on phone. It’s still there - I still haven’t been banned!
9:35 Team of makeup artists reapply tanning products and staple on wig
11:00 Hamberder time
11:40 Tear intelligence briefings into small pieces while pretending to peruse them
11:50 Google “Miss Teen” to see what countries are having pageants coming up for next-wife shopping spree.
12:00 Lunch prepared by the best chefs in the world (jk - more hamberder time)
1:30 Appoint 100 Catholic priests to head up individual municipalities’ Child Protective Services
1:45 Executive Time
4:45 Private drinks with Ivanka
5:30 Practice putting in the Oval Office. Try to land the ball on the Clinton “spot”
6:00 State dinner with the ambassadors I’ve never appointed. AKA: Hamberder time
7:30 Tweet to maintain feuds with up to 25 Hollywood celebs
8:00 Talk Hannity off the ledge saying I’ll be President for life
8:45 If the market is down, Tweet about Obama and Hillary. If the market is up, start a trade war with (spin the wheel of former countries - whee!)
9:00 Executive time (with 2 Viagras and a copy of Forbes)
11:00 Give up trying to make executive time happen, and tweet frustratingly about which Real Housewives aren’t that hot
11:20 Pre-nap nap
11:45 Call Melanka, no wait, it’s Melania, in NY to see if she’s sleepy yet.
Midnight Take 4 Ambiens and try to sleep, but keep Twitter open in case I have any tremendous ideas.

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contagious
symbiotic
parasitic
alien

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Like the rest of his presidency? :sweat:

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Why no mouth-eye pic?

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We can only pray.

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that’s @beschizza’s thing… of course now that I have summoned the demon elf you may get your wish.

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Counterpoints:

  1. The NSA’s self-selected mission, never mind irrelevant details like laws, congressional oversight or what have you, is: slurp all the data from everyone, all the time. Including the other TLAs.
  2. If a lot of what you do is either unethical, immoral, unconstitutional, illegal, or all of the above, it pays off to have dirt on the few people who theoretically could throw a spanner in the works. Whether they are ideologically acceptable to you or not. (After all, elected officials only last for so long, bureaucracies last considerably longer.)
  3. The turf wars and lack of sharing of information between the US TLAs are well known by now. If the NSA can learn what the other kids know or are up to, spying on their nominal superiors is at worst an acceptable collateral damage. Better yet, let the CIA or whomever do the actual spying and just slurp the data.

These guys have been writing their own job descriptions for decades now.

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It’s one thing to “know” something, quite another to have incontrovertible evidence of it. And the latter takes time to assemble.

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