Originally published at: Tucker Carlson aghast at Jon Stewart's rare condition: "He's shrinking" | Boing Boing
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Tucker is such a total ass, but he says, “he’s shrieking” not “shrinking”. And he’s still an ass.
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Stewart broke off the lower half of both of his legs jamming his feet all the way up Tucker’s ass in that infamous Crossfire episode.
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Other idiocy aside, Jon Stewart has been married for 22 years and has two children so it’s pretty freaking weird and creepy to question whether he’s “dateable.”
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Yep.
Carlson is just pissed that people haven’t forgotten that time back in the day when Stewart handed him his own ass.
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but not to don’t worry,
I wasn’t not don’t worrying, right then!
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Swanson is lucky he has a patron in Lachlan Murdoch, given his unwatchable show’s incredible shrinking ad revenue.
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Carlson may some be 6” taller than Stewart, but Stewart is a bigger man than Carlson will ever be.
ETA:
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Tucker’s dick is shrinking. That’s what happens when you put the shrimp on the barbie.
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Ahh, back when that weird lump under Dubya’s jacket during a debate was a topic for speculation.
Gosh, those were some good times. Better times.
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I know you’re being sarcastic but for those that have forgotten that was 2004 when the Iraq invasion/insurgency was still in full swing with thousands of people getting killed. Times weren’t great.
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Man tucker, always getting to the heart of important issues. He knows what the citizens are concerned about.
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F%cker Tiresome, at it again.
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Must be weird for Tuckums to try to understand someone actually caring and getting mad about something. The life of a performer is so hard sometimes.
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Here’s the awful truth: The entire channel could never place another paid ad ever and likely remain profitable because of the fees cable providers pay to Fox News for the rights to carry it. The last report I read from a year or two ago stated that only ESPN gets paid more to be part of the basic cable package by providers. Fox News can command that rate (which, remember, is paid by EVERY cable subscriber rather they ever watch the channel or not) because the people who tune it in keep it on all day every day.
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NEWS FLASH: Stewart has always been short. It was just hard to tell from behind his desk on the Daily Show. Go watch one of his old stand-up routines.
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They pay those fees because they can sell local ads on it too, it’s not only funded out of the base subscriber fee. If the local cable providers aren’t able to sell ads they would stop paying Fox to carry it and/or move it out of the basic cable package into an add-on to make customers that want it to pay for it.
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Oh, just fighting (successfully) to get 9/11 first responders the ongoing healthcare they need and getting Congress to recognize the damage inflicted upon our servicemembers in Iraq & Afghanistan by exposure to burn pits. Not much, really.
/s
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