UK man is first person to break his penis vertically

Penis-wielding lifeforms in the entire galaxy are wincing right now.

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I felt an odd need to know, I was curious if it was self-inflicted or done as some kind of punishment. People do it to themselves, say it’s just like cracking your knuckles. I’m skeptical…
Oh, and you most certainly don’t want to see the Wikipedia article on penile fracture.

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As cringe-worthy as this article is, I have two words:
Prince Albert.

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