UK Political Thread, part the second

Another story from totally normal island.

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It’s incredibly worrying when this former Home Sec and PM says the current lot have lurched to the right

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Is G4S one of those gangs?

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Yes. It should never be forgotten that she was responsible for some very cruel policies that the current Tories are just taking as a baseline!

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Okay, I know the history they teach as a part of the literae humaniores at Balliol covers a period way before Cromwell etc, but sheesh. This guy is such a clueless, insensitive dingbat.

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“Let them use the bomb and the bullet, we shouldn’t give in and we will beat them eventually,” Johnson is quoted as saying. The unnamed official noted: “Implicit in Johnson’s argument was ‘let the nationalists go to hell’.”

It certainly worked well with all their former colonies?

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I haven’t the google-fu today, but I recall reading some numbers: at the peak of The Troubles, the IRA had about 400 active members. Keeping a lid on them tied up around 10,000 UK soldiers.

Sounds like he also slept through the lectures about Pyrrhus of Epirus.

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Well I mean the Tories had to be dragged kicking and screaming to the table by their paymasters in the City and made to stay there by Clinton


But yeah, I will go so far to say that there are elements of the British security forces that have not ceased engaging in The Troubles though they no longer go round shooting people in public. Or torturing as a Tory MP recently admitted to.

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Not since they left Afghanistan with the last two.

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Oh man, Frankie Boyle has been laying into Truss, “nobody was happier to see her become PM than the zookeepers who taught her to speak”, and more


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The tories! What?!? Well I never!

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But seriously
 what arseholes. It’s not a perfect agreement, of course, but it helped and it gave young people in NI a chance to forge a new path.

It really frustrates me how many people seem to be okay with living in a war-torn hell-scape!

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FTFY. They would care more if they and their families were the ones living in war-torn places. They got to visit and go home, if they had to go there at all

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Well there’s “not aware” and making sure you’re not aware you know? Like “nahnah not listening” with your hands over your ears kind of thing.

He had to distance himself from the other stuff to be credible in politics. I saw it in my grandfather’s secret police files when I got them from the UK (they are so helpful with this stuff), he was the youngest and kept “clean” for politics while his brothers and cousins did the killing.

Mind you the secret police still planted a gun and ammunition on him and when he won in court (they’d used the gun before and the ammo didn’t even match!) they just imprisoned him without trial anyway.

I’m not sure if the Grauniad article has it but I’m impressed with Clinton not buying Gerry’s shit in response to this.

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I shall check the room for him, then, before repeating my assertion that calculus be a prerequisite for a driver’s license.

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What? Utter nonsense.
Set theory!

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