Unhinged Trump coronavirus briefing: 'There will be death,' says 1,000 military personnel going to NY

Your wait is over if you ever wondered what the presidential administration of real estate swindler would look like.

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It’s just a video lag. Maybe his buffer is full, or there’s something wrong with his compression algorithm. It would explain all the artifacts in everything he says. Or dementia, who knows?

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This just makes me think of “The Crazies”; only, this time, it is the person in charge who is suffering from the psychotic break.

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I noted that as well. He says “aeroplane” instead of airplane and when he talked about his conference call with sports commissioners he referred to it as “sport”. Both make sense but language that was put on pause long ago.

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Remember when GHWB got all sorts of crap for being amazed at a grocery checkout UPC scanner in 1992? Yeah, those were the days…

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Is that the one where he revealed himself to be an evolution denier? That was when I jumped ship as well.

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Did he also say ‘I drank your milkshake?’

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But this time, the carnage will affect real Americans…you know, the ones who wear red hats and let him suck the country dry.

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I saw part of this. As usual it was a rambling and incoherent mess where he has more concern for the economy and his Smaug-like obsession for the stockpile than the actual humans affected by this crisis.

Trump also lumped in Vince McMahon in his list of “leaders in sport” at that presser which in of itself should be disqualifying.

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I can’t find the actual press conference video. Even though I try never to watch or hear this, uh, creature speak. I’d like to listen to & assess the slurring.

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I wonder what President Littlefingers is still going to do when millions of unemployed people who burned through their meager savings and are facing homelessness and bankruptcy and no food for their kids respond to his cries of DRAINAGE!! with riots and fire.

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Blame other people, but we all knew that.

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I hope Priorities USA keeps updating their ad as Donnie Dipshit continues to cast about.
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Oh when there’s no future
How can there be sin
We’re the flowers
In the dustbin
We’re the poison
In your human machine
We’re the future
Your future

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and yet, you allow this man to be president! oh the duality of it all!

“Allow?”

I’m confident @RandomDude has no intention of voting for this asshat in November. Unless we have a revolution before then, that’s all any average citizen can directly do to prevent him from continuing as President, especially since we can’t gather to protest at this time.

Do you have another idea?

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