Utility knife reviewer loses his cool

I’m not sure what you mean?

You can do nearly anything just as well with one of these:

as you can with one of these:

Except the SOG single bladed one is better since it’s lighter, and doesn’t compromise on a hundred blades that are so thin they snap, bend, or close on your knuckles if you want to do anything aggressive. Each one of those swiss army knife tools is far too thin for the original job and will break, bend or chip. The single bladed SOG in its elegance is built to be durable and will do most of the jobs if you know the right thing to do with it.

For instance, the outside handle fell off the door at work. The return spring is too stiff and the door is too fitted to the jamb to get open by hand. So I just swipe my badge pull out the knife, depress the pall, twist, and I’ve levered it open enough to grab on and pull the door open.

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Gunknifewatch is the Ur-mobile. Inner Mongolians still carry the modern gunskniveswatches (and a OnePlusO[3] with spare battery) but they are made of compostable materials, as ever. Outer Mongolia continues the practice of calling it ice.

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Also, scissors on a knife is preposterous in my opinion. Why do you need a dinky pair of terrible scissors when you already have a decently sharp blade and your thumb callus?

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'Cos knife-mulling is a pain in the arse?

Of course, a real stoner can just finger-grind… :slight_smile:

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In a survival situation he thinks the person carrying the heavier knife is going to get tired and fall over dead first?

What about personal responsibility and freedom to carry what you want?

On another note, that is a very western Pennsylvania accent.

Well that made me uncomfortable

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Congratulations, that shows you’re a well adjusted human being :smiley:

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I wouldn’t go that far.

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Count me as a member of ‘old-school’. Simple, reliable design, one-handed operation, and insanely durable.

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it gets better

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Fer decades, okay?

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Jesus Christ. I can’t even like that.

I mean, I’m a sick and twisted individual with some serious problems and a dark sense of humor, but damn.

I was hoping to see a presentation involving the items pictured.

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That applies to so many things…

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