Video: Amber Heard's attorney objects to his own question

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Sounds like something from the Marx Brothers!

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Seems like lots of people are getting their jollies off of two people being incredibly cruel to each other… and we wonder why we elected Donald Trump…

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For trial lawyers is saying “objection” like a nervous tic or force of habit?

“Can you please pass the beans?”

“OBJECTION, these are peas, not beans!”

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The circus music was not in good taste.

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What the hell is he doing? That’s not top dollar lawyering right there.

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I’ve been avoiding this whole thing. Why do I need any to hear about more fucked up dysfunctional relationships?

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See Jon Ossoff GIF by Election 2020

It’s just really sad, and doubly so that people are finding it to be entertaining… Fuck no. It’s depressing.

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bananas-trial

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In case anybody is wondering why this trial is being held in the Commonwealth of Virginia:

Servers. GD servers,

Carry on…

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I can’t wait for the Netflix adaptation so I can ignore that too.

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I was gonna say Mel Brooks, but yeah

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Damn you, us_east_1!

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Michael Sheen and Parker Posey did a more convincing portrayal of the battling celebs in Laws of Attraction.

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Virginia is the Delaware of divorce.
(I don’t think I’m the first to say that…)

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I have never understood why anyone cares about the private lives of celebrities.

(credit: Liartown/Sean Tejaratchi.)

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Because people think of these things:

In New Hampshire you can be divorced in a single day; there’s no minimum processing time or minimum residency period

It’s truly is the live free or die state.

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I haven’t heard much from Liartown lately. Maybe I’m not looking hard enough

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Filibuster! I believe I have made myself perfectly redundant.

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