Originally published at: Watch: A car barrels into a Trump merchandise store | Boing Boing
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sending MAGA shirts, hats, and other Chinese-manufactured junk into the air
Thought I’d fill in a probable detail about this America-First fascism emporium.
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Was it a Grifts-R-Us?
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Tool tips:
Don’t use a knife as a pry bar.
Righty tighty, lefty loosy.
Measure twice, cut once.
Use Molotov cocktail, not a car, to destroy a storefront. /s
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It seems kind of questionable to imply that the crash was purposeful, when the media presented doesn’t back that up.
@anon81034786 I think that, in this case, it was “World of Grifts”, or “Grift World”, or “Planet Grift”.
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How about keeping it simple and just calling it “The Grift Shop”?
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Only one employee on the clock. Stingy asshole. Probably minimum wage too.
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Oh, come now. Nothing to get excited about. It was just a NORMAL TOURIST VISIT.
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Probably only one on the clock because nobody goes in.
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He was just trying to turn left.
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I’ve already used an oversized ROFL Emoji higher up this thread; so I’ll just have to give you a regular sized one for the belly laugh you gave me. 
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That “I’ll be back” t-shirt turned out to be pretty apropos, as the first thing I think of when I see that catch-phrase is the terminator then driving its car through the wall. (Also, what the fuck? Casting Trump as a killing machine who will return to finish the job of wiping out humanity later? I mean, it is, in some sense accurate, but…)
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Important details: Did they have the Miss Piggy?
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In spite of the shop’s name, buyers still don’t know they’re being grifted, and the proprietor knows his patrons the second they step in.
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ALL THESE REGULAR-SIZED ROFL EMOJIS ARE YOURS EXCEPT NOW THE OVER-SIZED ONES.
ATTEMPT NO POSTING HERE.
USE THEM TOGETHER.
USE THEM IN PEACE.
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