Pelosi has a secret gazpacho police force because she knows revenge is a dish best served cold.
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The Gazpacho came for me and there were no spoons left to eat it with.
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The thought of the SSpresso knocking on my door is what keeps me awake at night.
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If she wants to fight the gazpacho, she should join Antipasto.
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I cheddar to think.
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MTG: “I don’t know anything.”
Everyone Else: “Well, surely, as an adult human being, you must know some-”
MTG: “Nope, nothing!”
(Again and again and again.)
(Honestly, I was fully expecting her to say “goulash” instead of “gulag” and I’m amazed she didn’t. Disappointed, too.)
I’m going to go out on a limb and say she doesn’t know what it is. It’s just a word she heard.
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What a chowderhead.
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If only people threw tomatoes at her. You know, to make the gazpacho.
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I hear a common weapon used by the underground resistance against the gazpacho police is to throw mazel tov cocktails at them…
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chow dare she
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And now we know who’s going to enforce Shakira law, the Gazpacho police!
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Everytime I hear something coming out of this person’s mouth, I exclaim’" She’s just dumb as hell"
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There’s also the French word “putain” which I’ll let you translate yourself.
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Her arguments don’t withstand scroutony for a second.
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Yoink!
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Served with Empty G’s Bottomless Word Salad.
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