Watch the incredibly weird Ted Cruz Penis Pinocchio ad


#1

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#2

Do I have to?


#3

Sorta gave me the impression that they don’t like Ted Cruz.


#4

HFS. I picked the wrong week to drink beer and watch really, really bad Teddy Cruz yt adverts:

Now the damned keyboard is sticky with beer…freakin beer everywhere…


#5

Ted Cruz Penis Pinocchio = Duck Dynasty


#6

A Cruz super-PAC should repurpose this ad with new voiceover:

Ted Cruz. He’ll take us back to 1914, get rid of liberal Sesame Street, and can extrude his nose into sausages. Vote Ted.


#7

That’s Turd Cruz’s super power. I think?


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#9

Can we get this as a GIF with a flicking index finger?


#10

Honesty, given the tone of the Republican race, I’m surprised it isn’t an actual penis.


#11

Watch the incredibly weird Ted Cruz Penis Pinocchio ad


#12

Well, advertising is like making sausage.


#13

Da fuq?

Is that a real ad for Cruz?

It’s getting so difficult to tell what’s real anymore in this race.


#14

Well, somebody’s putting their Amiga computer to good use.


#15

*hangs head

Yeah. It’s real.

'Merica.

:sob:


#16

https://newdayforamerica.com/
New Day for America is a super PAC supporting Ohio Gov. John Kasich’s campaign for the Republican presidential nomination.

New Day for America shares (reused?) a phone number with his campaign, which seems a bit sketchy as far a non-coordination issues go (Super PAC actions not supposed to be coordinated with a campaign)

Kasich For America
Capitol Square, Ste 2100
65 East State Street
Columbus, OH 43215
(614) 500-3295


#17

Wow. Jeebus, Jerry and Joseph.

That he could think that would appeal to anyone but a very narrow subset of voters, and not turn off the rest of them completely…


#18

At this point, he’d likely take the support of anyone short of the KKK, and probably even them, too.


#19

If this was Cyriak, his nose’s noses would be growing noses. And kangaroo legs.


#20

I could almost feel sorry for John Kasich. The Republican Party is dearly hoping to nominate and run Cruz under the banner “Ted Cruz: We don’t like him either, but he was the lesser of two evils.” Kasich is struggling to promote the message “Vote ME! I’m clearly the lesser of THREE evils!”