Wellness influencers are convincing people to shove coffee up their butts

Proponents of exotic enemas do not live on coffee alone.

During the pandemic, some people said It would stop the COVID infection in Brazil

People are rejecting to modernity and embracing the traditional quackery these days…

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No, but there have been complaints about not having their name emblazoned in the froth on the liquid in the enema bag.

@beanolini - I loved that series. One of the funniest ever. Gave a huge fillip to the careers of quite a few UK comedy actors who are household names now. Must dig out the DVD set I have here somewhere, again soon.

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I had Kopi Luwak a few weeks ago. It was just okay. A little bit of a sour taste.

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I checked Goop earlier, yup, it links to a coffee enema device for 135 bucks.

Speaking of Goop I can’t believe that’s the name they picked since this stuff has been around for many decades. Used myself since sometime in the 70s.

I’ll bet this stuff could really clean you out.

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In the words of the great Emo Phillips:

Nothing wakes me up better than a steaming-hot pot of coffee! I’ve tried other enemas but…,

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The tobacco smoke enema

Ah there it is, the next way these wellness influencers are gonna blow smoke up our asses.

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Several. Contradictory. And mostly silly.

Much like everything else that falls out of their mouths, really.

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Austin Powers Poop GIF

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I suspect that the psychological effectiveness of a ritual you can tie to a purity taboo is hard to match; and probably a tough nut to crack.

It would be interesting to know what dictates the relative popularity of various claimants to that niche over time: built in churn due to people not seeing results? Peer group influence? In-group signalling thing?

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The beans went ok, but now I’m thinking I should have done the creamer first? Why is being healthy so difficult?

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“I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs.”
Disinfectant

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