What the 🍰?!?


#1

No, really, WUT?


#2

Well, uh… hmm. So that happened.

Cowardice, are you serious?
Apologies for freedom, I can’t handle this!
When freedom rings, answer the call!
On your feet, stand up tall!
Freedom’s on our shoulders, USA!
Enemies of freedom
Face the music, come on boys, take 'em down!
President Donald Trump knows how to make America great
Deal from strength or get crushed every time

Over here, USA!
Over there, USA!
Freedom and liberty everywhere
Oh say can you see
It’s not so easy
But we have to stand up tall and answer freedom’s call

USA, USA!
USA, USA
We’re the land of the free and the home of the brave, USA!
The stars and stripes are flying
Let’s celebrate our freedom
Inspire proudly freedom to the world
A merit to, USA!
American pride, USA!
It’s attitude, it’s who we are, stand up tall
We’re the red, white and blue
Fiercely free, that’s who!
Our colors don’t run, no sir-e

Over here, USA!
Over there, USA!
Freedom and liberty everywhere
Oh say can you see
It’s not so easy
But we have to stand up tall and answer freedom’s call


#3

This is…real?

Am I imagining this?

This just can’t be real. They’re all serious and there’s no laugh track.


#4

This is icky.

People that like this are icky.


#5

It’s like an episode of Black Mirror … produced from within a Black Mirror episode.


#6

Ew the people.


#7

Those bars to the distinct cadence of:

Creepy as a Japanese horror movie


#8

I wonder if this (creepy) idea partially traces to his time in military school?


#9


#10

Did they really say “cowardice, are you serious” in a Trump rally? Whose side are they on?


#11

I am super upset that they’re dressed like Captain America’s backup dancers.

We need a good Nazi-puncher about now.


#12

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.


#13

Sometimes I doubt my commitment to Spaceship Earth.


#14

They were obviously lip syncing. Also I’m moving to Canada today. Oh yeah! Almost forgot, Trump is a real life Muppet.


#15

I am slightly relieved that the audience had a few people who remained in a state of dumbfounded staring through the performance. Upper left sweater vest guy, stripe-shirt lady next to him, and bald goatee guy in the center seemed very uncomfortable, and gave minimally enthusiastic applause at the end. But that’s very cold comfort. I want to move to Canada even if Sanders wins because of this.


#16

I’ve looked all over my medicine cabinet and so far have found nothing to rinse my mind out after seeing this.


#17

Those lyrics read like a bad translation of a patriotic anthem from North Korea. (“Inspire proudly freedom to the world?”)


#18

The great leader Kim Jong Trump brings proudly freedom to USA’s shoulders and deals from strength to crush his enemies every time. A merit to USA.


#19

Why are there always an audience behind the podium? Is the back of Trump much of an improvement over the front?


#20